has anyone ever had a pet in a place that doesn't allow pets?

were you caught?

what did they do to you when you were caught?

ok... that was 3 questions...

Things happening in the next 1 to 2 months:

- Getting this doggy in 2 weeks

His name is Moose

- Moving into my own place, closer to work. This means (hopefully) at least 2 hours a day that i will no longer be contributing to a commute

- getting a second job to save for purchasing my own house

- MALLORY IS MOVING BACK TO THE SF YAY AREA!

- general better quality of life

YAY!

How about giving me rent instead of buying stupid shit! And how about not going on drunken binges and being a crazed bitch psycho! KTHNX!!!!!


I'm so moving out.

You saucy little minx! I hope you have an awesome, relaxing day with lots of dark chocolate and whiskey!!!





and this nice... celebration... banana... thing...

I just saw this! YAAAAY!!!!!



You're the man!

The last 30 minutes of my work day was devoted to the creation of this epic battle between Sanity Monkey, Tape Dog, and Paper Festa atop my computer screen.



I win at working.

you got rants? post em!

Bail for Bale over assault claim

Christian Bale attended a police station by appointment


Batman star Christian Bale has been bailed by police after being questioned about allegations he assaulted his mother and sister.

The 34-year-old was arrested and held for more than four hours after earlier attending a central London police station by appointment.

Mr Bale is alleged to have lashed out at his mother and sister in his suite at London's Dorchester Hotel on Sunday.

He has been released on bail until September pending further inquiries.

The Welsh-born actor stars in the latest Batman film, The Dark Knight.

"A 34-year-old man attended a police station in central London by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault," a police spokesman said.

The Hollywood star attended the European premiere of The Dark Knight last night in London's Leicester Square.

He had been due to meet radio journalists at the Dorchester to promote the film on Tuesday afternoon.

It has been reported that the assault allegation was originally filed at a police station in Hampshire.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman confirmed it had received an allegation from another force.

Mr Bale rose to fame as the child star of Steven Spielberg's Empire of the Sun.

He went on to play Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, and had leading roles in Shaft and Captain Corelli's Mandolin.

In 2005, he took on the role of the Caped Crusader in Batman Begins and reprised the role in The Dark Knight.

I'd be into this one...

She's been yelling at me over the phone for almost 20 minutes because I can't cure her diabetes. I've only said about 5 words.

I'm either about to yell at her or cry.