Talking sandwiches don't believe in YOU ether!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If you really cared you'd learn to buy me this shirt.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If you had a life you wouldn't need to read my tee for enjoyment.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I didn't forget, I'm just lazy!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I would have a 3-D T-shirt, but I'm cheep.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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according to legal records I'm dead... hey... I'm a zombie! Cool!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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6:00 AM get up; 6:15 AM pretend life has meaning; 7:00 AM sleep;
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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your just jeaous becuse I'm dumb, and you wish you were dumb too!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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...And I say I could eat 99 more marshmallows!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Level complete! only 99 more to go!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I don't walk my dog, my dog walks me.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm NOT crazy, I have a mental illness.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Nerds are people too! ... well not really...
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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If you look really closely, you'll see fabric.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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I like spaghetti pie!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Do the monkey!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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The true key to happiness is heavy weaponry.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Cheating makes you happy.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Every US president with a beard has been a Republican.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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The G in g-string stands for "groin."
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I command you to dance like a monkey!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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75% of you don't care.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Avocados have more protein then any other fruit.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Let the song be with you :)
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Rainbows Are Gooooooood...
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I don't suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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