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LinaPants
LinaPants aka Amber Farley is a 40.29 year old girl, has been a member since December 12, 2006, has scored 561 submissions, giving an average score of 1.26, helping 6 designs get printed.
Well, the other night I was having a conversation with a collegue about engineering, construction defect, etc... - you know, the average bar-talk. BUT, I had a really funny (to me) idea, and if I could draw, I'd draw it. But I can't. So sad. What do I do with all these great ideas that if I drew I could draw them and be a super-drawer? "Hey," I thought to myself, "THREADLESS can help! Maybe I can live vicariously through someone else who wants to take my silly ideas and turn them into semi-reality..."

So, here's my first idea. Feel free to add others (if you want people to take your ideas and give you no credit for them). But, please, threadlesshomies...just genuine ideas you think are good. If you want to post ideas that are stupid (and hey, there's a market for that, too), make your own blog. (Of course, this is encouraging value judgment-ing...what a jerk I am!)

Drum roll....so back to the beginning...I was thinking about this term in construction defect, but I couldn't think of the right one (the right one is thermogalvanic corrosion). The WRONG one I thought of was photovoltaic corrosion. See, that makes no sense. Because there's no light underground. I was trying to make sense of it after a long day and a cocktail that went straight to my head, and in the glaring eye of someone who knew I was making sh*t up. So, to make sense of my stupid idea, I thought, well, photo = light. There's no light underground. UNLESS........earthworms are wearing miner lamps on their heads!

So, if you can draw, maybe you could make a drawing of earthworms with miner lamps on their heads.

I think it's hilarious. I can see it in my head. (So, here's where the value judgment come in...most people won't think this is funny...but hey, it's my blog.)

Anyone?

bananaphone
   bananaphone on Dec 17 '06 at 2:41pm
oh god, if you can't draw something so simple you musn't have any eye hand coordination at all.



they are WORMS cmon...
martiandrivein
   martiandrivein on Dec 17 '06 at 2:42pm
what?...worms don't already have lights on their helmets?...man, everything I've known in life is a lie!
LinaPants
LinaPants on Dec 17 '06 at 2:43pm
bananaphone...i have no hands...or eyes. i do all this in my head.
KaylaFOZB
KaylaFOZB on Dec 17 '06 at 2:56pm
be nice bananaphone!
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Dec 17 '06 at 3:07pm
THEY ARE WORMS!



You could draw worms with a pencil between your teeth.
ElectricBanana
ElectricBanana on Dec 17 '06 at 3:19pm
hahaha
theenjoisk8r
theenjoisk8r on Dec 17 '06 at 3:22pm
you're one intelligent drunk...
LinaPants
LinaPants on Dec 17 '06 at 4:21pm
bananaphone...now you're making me feel really bad about myself. i have no teeth, either. (I'm sounding more and more like a worm...if I could draw, it'd be like a self portrait, no?



Oh, and in my defense...most of my bar-talk has NOTHING to do with either engineering or construction defect or thermogalvanic (or the made up "photovoltaic") corrosion.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Dec 17 '06 at 5:02pm
Anyone ever heard of Joni Earekson? She's paralyzed, and draws with her teeth. And she's actually pretty good.
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Dec 17 '06 at 5:15pm
:/ dont be so mean bananaphone.
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