i h8t ppl da typ lyk dis.Grammar was invented for a reason.Use it
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Who is "She", and why does she say such naughty things?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Cannibalism: Serving the People for Centuries
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I throw stuff at people like you.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Talk to the ears because the hand can't hear.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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HEY LOOK! A DIVERSION!
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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No I'm not mixing medications. I'm just high on life.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Eliminate enemies:
First Cesium
Then Barium
Then they Argon
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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For $5 You Can Take a Picture With Me.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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How often do you really "lol"?
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Do I look like I'm kidding?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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This is to keep you from looking while they steal your cookies.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Smoke wha?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I rock at segues.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a dork and proud.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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ROTFLOL
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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iPear is my hero.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Lincoln lied.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Doe. John Doe.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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You'll like me. I'm funny.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a teenager. We're meant to be this evil.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Who's the creepy lady behind you? Wait, she disappeared.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather sculpt my own earwax.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I'm thinking of a letter... "L" perhaps?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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[Business Attire]
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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They call me Daddy.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Your mom is a hottie.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Do I smell poop?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Call me Hamlet.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Be honest. Does this make me look fat?
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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DELIGHTFUL FREAK
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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GRADJEATED KINTERGARDIN
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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[INTERJECTION] !
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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I LOVE P.U,N!C:T?U.A,T!I:O?N.
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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Why are you looking at me like that...
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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Pookie
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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Break Dancing = Life
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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It's not breezy, just Threadless.
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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America: The land of the Free (until you break the rules)
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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So what's the deal with all these pickles?
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Proud Member of The Sexy Penguin Club
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Virtual Reality Is So Right Now.
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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Boredom strikes again.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a dog-faced banana patch. Made you look again.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Can I get a little vowel action?
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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My Friday shirt. And my Satuday shirt, and Sunday shirt...
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi... maintenant?
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Wasn't I wearing pants this morning?
of 68 votes, 37% like it
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< | O_o | > Tell me I'm Pretty...
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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Is it just me, or does this shirt ROCK?!
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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I Can Count To 20 AND Leave My Shoes On.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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