"Nequaquam Morte Moriemini"

That was a nice one. Thank you.

*does the robot*

*sings MR. ROBOTO*

[eats a robot sandwich]

Um okay.

What does robot taste like? Is it anything like 747 engine? Those are tasty.

want to know what it means?



INNER SHERLOCK HOLMES

something random

Robots are a little chewier than 747 engines. And less fattening.

Oooo I'll have to remember that for the next time I'm craving some oily engine.

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Don't you love infomercials like this? They make me smile.

lol

Did you actually "lol"? Or was it a pity lol. Either way I'm fine. I juz wanya ta be st8 wif me.

haha no i actually did lol. mainly about the last part...



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XD Good to know.

btw i was in the middle of thinking about something random to say but when you posted that super long comment. so then all could think of was lol. lol

*then

My bad.



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haha its fine i was actually thinking about how lame it is that i cant think of a single random thing to say.

This is an exchange I found written in the margins of a library book today. It's by three different people.



'Dominic Head surely should be Dick judging by this pretentious + ostentatious line.'

'anyone who writes a sentence like this has to be an utter twat.'

'HOW TRUE! HOW I LONG FOR PLAIN OLD ENGLISH!'



The sentence they were referring to, by the way, was 'Laura's perceptions here are limited to a monomatic anthropomorphism.'

i mean with all the robot stuff going on and my headphones on..it was too difficult to think

Haha that's interesting.