rossmat8 on May 25 '10 at 2:36am
First lesson of Threadless don't disrespect The Neck
ASK ME ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS!
STP me btches and snitches!
VISIT ME AT WWW.DEZDIAZ.COM
I have a sick, borderline obsessive liking for giraffes, I think satirical humor and crude jokes are always in good taste, and I'd trade my left kidney for a date with Natalie Portman, but will settle for Taylor Swift too.
fan club of dezbians/dezmocrats
Luigi Mario on Jul 24 '10 at 7:54pm
Mama mia! Dez I go through da million castles to save a you but I not let a Mario have a you!
spacesick 2 on Jul 10 '10 at 5:13pm
Things I Want:
1) Dez to want me
Things I Need:
1) Dez to need me
2) more lightbulbs
charity.ryan on Jun 17 '10 at 9:16am
i was thinking about dez yesterday...she's the kind of girlfriend that i could refer to by her last name and talk shit to like "Hey Diaz, what's goin on you dirty bitch?" then we would laugh and hug b/c we're friends. :)if that is her last name...
courtney pie on May 27 '10 at 3:49pm
only in a Dez blog would we be talking about the Jetsons at the same time as girl on girl CPR
mooseinmyshoe on May 21 '10 at 7:59pm
So many reasons why I would jump Dez's bones.
courtney pie on May 06 '10 at 11:39am
100% sure I have a threadfriendcrush on Dez
100% unsure how we never clicked like this before!
SuperRyan on Apr 29 '10 at 5:43pm
Girl, is your name Rick Astley? 'Cause I'm never gonna give you up!
[+duracell-] on Mar 27 '10 at 12:15am
if you stare at that gif long enough you can see bearded dez
its like an unkempt tranny
applesforjonah on Mar 20 '10 at 12:29am
Dez, that neck! ZOMG! (I know Mortimer Matt agrees with me)
rossmat8 on Mar 18 '10 at 11:50pm
Dez for Prez! You can't lose with a catchy slogan. It worked for Ike and Obama.
Khol on Mar 18 '10 at 11:36pm
Oh man, I think I'm officially in love with Dez now. Suits and J&A?
mgill52 on Feb 19 '10 at 5:56pm
Hi dez!! Btw, when I type dez on my brothers iphone it autocorrects to sex
Daniel San on Feb 17 '10 at 11:49pm
dezignated would be a great debut album title.
iPear on Feb 07 '10 at 11:41pm
I'm a registered DEZMOCRAT
brentendo on Feb 02 '10 at 8:29pm
and I'm pure dezbian
rossmat8 on Dec 08 '09 at 7:11pm
I'm pretty sure every dude here has a threadcrush on Dez. Either that or he's gay
Steve The Great on Dec 03 '09 at 4:19pm
Today shall be known as the day we fell in love with Dez all over again.
rossmat8 on Nov 18 '09 at 12:19am
Puppies and rainbows make D horny (what doesn't?)
FlyYesLandNo on Sep 22 '09 at 11:49am
I'm really happy for ya, I'm gonna let you finish, but emoisforposers had one of the best videos of ALL TIME! One of the best videos of ALL TIME!
Bramish on Sep 22 '09 at 10:54am
You are witty.
randyotter3000 on Sep 17 '09 at 12:09pm
emoisforposers you are great madam
SuperRyan on Sep 08 '09 at 10:25pm
oh, that Dez!
PuterBoy on Jul 28 '09 at 12:15am
i like dis grrl
Krimson on Aug 03 '09 at 9:57pm
when did emoisforposers get so avatar-hot?
robroy05 on Aug 03 '09 at 10:00pm
Dude, where have you been? She had Malin Akerman before, she's queen of the avatar-hot.
jpiatt on Oct 12 '09 at 8:26pm
I love you like Canadians love bags of milk.
I love you like a pedophile loves a handsome 12 year old boy.
jpiatt on Nov 18 '09 at 1:50am
Dez, stop pouting, you're pretty much the perfect female human being. If you could produce enough girl juice to manufacture it, you could sell it in bottles and make a greater yearly net profit than Snapple
mgill52 on Dec 03 '09 at 1:31am
Dez, you have a really nice neck. That is a strange compliment.
mike bautista on Dec 03 '09 at 2:04am
Well now that Matt pointed it out, your neck is quite the winner.
Krimson on Dec 03 '09 at 2:12am
You have a mannequin neck. You should model necklaces.
Torakamikaze on Dec 03 '09 at 1:18pm
my hair was a cut on monday
but mainly im just here to compliment dez's neck
mgill52 on Dec 03 '09 at 4:16pm
Its the neck that gets me! :)