Come on! You know you all love karaoke....and if you don't then you're probably just a closet-karaoker who is too shy to come out.

You're in a safe place.

Now post and tell us just what your favorite karaoke songs are..... and if you've got embarrassing video/pics as proof, even better!

Hopefully together we can come to a consensus on what the greatest karaoke song of all time is....

...better use a latex, 'cause you don't want that late text.
that 'i think i'm late' text.





BUT ALSO... I wholeheartedly agree with this comic. It happened to me once. Pretty sure the themesong to Duck Tales started playing.... but, no biiig... any man who cannot handle the genius of duck tales woo-ooo doesn't deserve my twat!

No words. Just emotions.

EEEEEEEEEP!!!!

I squealed a little in excitement. Thanks for the STPs, whoever you are!

Rob?

...Remind me why I'm not part of the dating scene.
Holy crap. Got hit on left right and center tonight, it got really annoying so I put my coat on and began to leave, as I reached the exit one of my buddies was coming in, would not let me leave, hung with him rest of the night... But still, the amount of douchebaggery that went on tonight.. Wow..


Girls, how do you deal with the douchebaggery that goes on at clubs/bars?

I was texting someone to try and make myself look busy and even got a safety phone call from my friend and one of the guys just kept talking...something about metal music.. And how there's no good metal in canada... Wtf!! He kept leaning on the table so hard he was pushing it away from me all together...

God knows HOW on earth this man kept it going when I was clearly messing with him...but the ending...is so classic... hahahahaha.... I cracked myself up.

NSFW warning.

(PS. I realize there are omegle blogs but I thought this deserved its own...)

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Stranger: Hey, what's up?
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Stranger: What's your sex, by the way?
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Stranger: What's your sex, by the way?
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You: Now... take off my clothes....
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: Welll Well
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Stranger: Here I gopo
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Stranger: And nothing else..
Stranger: What are you aearing, by the way?
Stranger: wearing*
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Stranger: What do I do now?
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Stranger: Anything you say
Stranger: There?
You: I like roleplaying
Stranger: Well, doin' it..
Stranger: And say, I'm with you now
You: I'm into weird things though
Stranger: What would you do with me?
You: like... being a house guest
Stranger: Yeaa
You: can I be your naughty house guest?
Stranger: What would you actually try doing?
Stranger: Hmmm, of course!!!
You: I would leave dirty dishes in the sink
Stranger: Okk
Stranger: And then?
Stranger: Dirty in the sense?
Stranger: Would you pee in the plates?
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Stranger: Okk..
Stranger: That's just fine fr me..
You: I would also bring my dog...
You: who sheds a lot
You: into your home
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You: mmmm
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You: I want to be your bitch
Stranger: :)
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Stranger: What else, shoot?
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You: mmmmmm
Stranger: Getting wet, where???
Stranger: No problem at all..
You: in my pants
You: I think I peed myself...
Stranger: I'd clean the toilet with my tongue
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Stranger: Because, you're such a beautiful
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Stranger: That'd*
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Its crazy how a big gash is somehow less painful than jabbing a staple into your fingertip....

My latest story.... about an hour ago I was running up the stairs and somehow managed to step right into a toothpick which pierced through about half of my foot....it took longer than I thought to pull it out.... and I cried like a little bitch the whole time....

There was no bleeding, which is concerning... and the arch of my foot has swollen to new heights.... but....

WOW. What a pain!!!!

I'll kill whoever left that toothpick there. Thank god it wasn't a nail.

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