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andrea-janine
aka andrea davidson is a 23.07 year old girl, has been a member since December 5, 2006, has scored 5089 submissions, giving an average score of 2.09.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a Hyperbolist!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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An eye for an eye makes everyone a pirate.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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This Contains a Secret Message if You Cross Your Eyes.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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This Shirt is Weaved From the Fabric of Space/Time and 8% spandex
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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I'm The Average Person That Movie Stars Wish They Could Be.
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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All the best nursery rhymes are based on horrifying plagues!
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Unlike some singers, my hips occasionally lie.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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My life is based on a mockumentary.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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While you're just sitting around, your arch nemesis does push-ups
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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In my head, we're in a musical.
of 71 votes, 35% like it
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DON'T LOOK! is never an effective sign.
of 69 votes, 28% like it
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I fooled you with this HUMAN disguise!
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt compensates for my lack of a ridiculously large hat.
of 66 votes, 27% like it
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Excuse me if I break into song, in my head this is a musical.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
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I also own an impressive collection of sweater-vests.
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(for emotion, see face)
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Adriaaan! Stellaaa! [Your Naaame Here]! Khaaan!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Adrian!!! Stella!!! [your name here]!!! Kahn!!!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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After a series of changes: Black is now the New Black.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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At night, after my toys go to sleep, I come to life!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Becoming One With the Universe Can Cause Serious Weight Gain.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Dangerously Allergic to Death
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Delusions of grandeur are cheaper than the real thing!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Don't Worry! These words Are Only a Hallucination.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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God has a me-complex!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Golly, I sure am fond of words like 'swell'.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I accept payment in parachute pants
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I can hum in seven different languages!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I control the bat signal.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I found this shirt in a bottle on the shore.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I giggle in the face of danger.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I quilt with the fabric of space and time.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I take fashion advice from type-writers.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'M A SPY! (now you'll never suspect me)
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I'm blinking in morse-code.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I'm just USING this shirt for it's warmth and dignity.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not a Super-Villan, but I've got some ridiculous weaknesses!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Old Enough To Have A Favorite CENTURY I've Lived In!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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If I'm not back soon, avenge my death on people with hats.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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If you beat-box, I'll free-style.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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If You Can Read This My Bling Isn't Big Enough.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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In survival situations use shirt for nutrients and a cool bandana
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It's times like these that really remind me that I'm kinda hungry
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Join the dark side, we have better music!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Later, while you're thinking of me, you'll forget what this said.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Luckily all my foes have a ridiculous weakness... death!
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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My T-Shirt Wearing Powers Trump Your Mere T-Shirt Reading Powers.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Nothing could possibly go wrong while I'm wearing my lucky shirt!
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Now you're jinxed.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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One of my super powers is making 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Shhhhh! I'm figuring out the secret to life itself.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Statistically speaking, I'm still asleep right now.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Stop eyeing my spleen.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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This is actually a giant T-shirt shaped tatoo.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt ######### (has been censored for you safety)
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt hides a really cool scar.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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This Shirt Turns Purple When I'm Happy! (on purple shirt)
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Urban Cow-tipper
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Wearing T-shirts is only one of my many talents.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Why can't it kill me *and* make me stronger?!
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Will Sing Sea Shanties for Food.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Woo me with your witty banter!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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YEAH '98! (hey, in less than 100 years it'll be relevant again)
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You Are The Tomatoe Based Sauce To My Pasta
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/411045/andrea_janine
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I love: BBQ food (including the side-dishes like potato salad), Hermann Hesse books (especially The Glass Bead Game), trees and tree climbing and tree-houses, hide-and-go-seek, the ocean, traveling, hieghts, Douglas Adams books, strangers, sweet potato fries, nacho pizza, having infinite super-powers and jumping on the bed.
"Things had certainly come down a long way since the great days of Faust and Mephistopheles, when a man could gain all the knowledge of the universe, achieve all the ambitions of his mind and all the pleasures of the flesh for the price of his soul. Now it was a few record royalties, a few pieces of trendy furniture, a trinket to stick on your bathroom wall and, whap, your head comes off." - Douglas Adams
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