iight so I caved. Staring blankly at a paper that I'm supposed to be writing made me decide that I'd much rather be signing up for the challenge~ Who really does homework, anyway? Here is my entry into martiandrivein's slogan challenge.
If I stay on track, I'll most likely end up with more than 365 slogans, mainly because submitting them is a good way to waste time that I should be devoting to work and other crap like that. So I'm just going to put down all the slogans I've made for the day (the ones I've kept, at least)... Click to vote me hearties! December 27th, 2008 This t-shirt is smarter than your honor student. December 24th, 2008 I don't talk to strangers - my shirt does it for me. When I become a little old lady, I'm moving into a shoe. I think my shirt has a crush on your shirt. But shh, don't tell! December 23rd, 2008 I'm not bossy - I just have better ideas. December 22nd, 2008 I'm going to feel good today. December 21st, 2008 Ingredients: Oxygen, Carbon, Hydrogen, and Nitrogen. Made from 100% All Natural, homegrown human. December 20th, 2008 Careful, this shirt may save your life. Pillow fights are not as fun when the pillows are throwing you. December 19th, 2008 It's getting worse. Give me chocolate. Only two things in life are for certain. Death, and taxes. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. December 18th, 2008 'Cheesy' should only be used to describe actual cheese products. I may or may not do something unexpected in the next 5 minutes. December 17th, 2008 Shh, I'm about to say something interesting. December 16th, 2008 If I really spoke from the heart, you'd hear a rhythmic beating. December 15th, 2008 Most of my activities consist of verbs. December 14th, 2008 I could be your Sledgehammer, but that might be a bit dangerous. Waiters don't have to strip to get tips. It's only sunny because there's a hole in the ozone layer. 99% of people will die at some point. The remaining 1% is me. December 13th, 2008 The best Romance Novels are the ones that don't exist. Go Green. Stop taking showers. If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights. When life gives you lemons, make mixed drinks. If psychoactive drugs are illegal, then catnip should be too. December 12th, 2008 I drink tap water because I like the taste of danger. I rely on the Thesaurus to make my essays sound more intelligent. December 11th, 2008 If I had a time machine, I'd go back to the 80's a bust a move. Skipping is the most underrated mode of transportation. In Soviet Russia, shirt reads you! When inspiration strikes, I beat it down with a stick. I slam doors to make situations seem more dramatic. I like to think of interventions as surprise parties. Mosquitos: Reality's vampies. I learned all of my wizarding skills by reading Harry Potter. See-Saws are only fun if you weigh less than 100 pounds. If you vote me, I'll vote you! Spread the love. Thanks lovelies~
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Heyy~ I'm a sophomore studying Anthropology and other shit at the University at Buffalo. That's pretty much it, peeps :P
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