Butter is the Gold of the Food Kingdom
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Damn my 97 IQ!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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DO NOT READ ANY OF THIS
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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All I have is this shirt. Good thing it's pretty awesome.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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If you really loved me you would have gotten me this shirt
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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You Will Regret This Day
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Eye-Raping You
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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If you can read this, you're invading my personal bubble.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Four of Five Emos like this shirt, the other one killed himself.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Modern Bohemmian
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I hope I don't get mugged today!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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My shoes are untied. I like to live dangerously.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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Please Note This Is Not the Shirt I Wore Yesterday
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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The entire world will be on fire.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I am who I was not, but I was once as I was.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Once I forgot I was hungry.
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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Jesus raised Lazarus with a wand. Jesus is Harry Potter.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Jesus only likes me as a friend.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I'm an atheist that hopes there's a God.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Possible Robbers please note all I have is this shirt.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I knew the extra watermelons were a bad idea.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is so 90s.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Pluto is the Greatest Planet ever
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Pluto says: You guys can suck my Charon!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Pluto says: LAME!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I wish I was my own twin, that'd be so awesome.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I am a story I wrote.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I am a song I composed.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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It reminds me of a song.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Stay very still. It only sees movement.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Turn around and run.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I'm gonna run from here all the way to New York someday.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Draculas. Wolfmen. Choose your side.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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The world is overpopulated. Stop having babies.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Everyday at my computer I wait for you to log onto your IM.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I refuse to die, simple as that.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I tried to condense my outlook on life onto this shirt.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Cue the theme song to my life.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I thought you were dead!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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We're some sick Tim Burton fairy tale.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Someone please take this iPod away from me.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I want to acid vomit on your nonsense.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I wanted to be the generation that was free of war.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I don't pray to God. I pray to Sam Raimi.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Don't tell anyone, but inside I'm a geek.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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In another universe, you are just a character in a book.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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How much more air will fill these lungs?
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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How many more times will this heart beat?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Bury me with my comics.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I want to die in Spider-man pajamas.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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When I grow up I'm gonna be a robot. With laser eyes.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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As a book you'd be a cheap bargain paperback with coffee stains.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I once tried to pass off a pigeon soul for human.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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This is me continuing to run from death.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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The ravings of the mad are the secrets of God - Bram Stoker
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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For the last time, I don't eat babies!
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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My name is Lucifer, you may call me Luci.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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And we will be forever and ever and whatever is after that.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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