I HAD A DREAM. But I forgot it.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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8-24-06 R.I.P Pluto
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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MariJuana marry me?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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She Shells She Shells at the SheShore
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Ex-Mrs. Cruise
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Spank my monkey. No, really. I have a monkey.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Hey you... Yeah You.. Whatchyou lookin at? Ah?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Like what you see? call 1800 555 5555
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I am a professional Sloganologist
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I write slogans for threadless!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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when it rains, it, well, just rains...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If I am not back in 5 min. wait longer.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Just Married. Getting Divorced.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Life is beautiful, and so am I
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I just called to say I dumped you
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I shot the sherriff, and his Punk Ass Deputy
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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When the going gets tough, the tough eat Chocolate!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Laughter is the best medicine. Weed aint so bad either.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I am a RedNeck. I invest in lottery tickets!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Mayonaise a lot of people in here
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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European on my shoes
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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See this OOL, notice there is no P in it. Keep it that way!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If no paper do not linger be a sport and use a finger
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I dont swim in your toilet, so dont pee in my pool
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Say Cheese, Say Please, Now get down on your Knees
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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the only thing that is certain is uncertainty itself
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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All men were created superior but equal to one another
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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A heart of yellow cus I'm out of gold
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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