Worshipping false idols is my God given right.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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HTTP 404 - Slogan Not Found
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I have 2 needles. You have 2 eyes. Don't mess with a knitter.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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That is so going in my novel.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Video games: why waste good technology on medicine and science?
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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We're fools whether we dance or not so we might as well dance.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but other times I let him sleep.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I'm out of bed and I'm dressed. What more do you want?
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not lazy. I'm brimming with potential energy.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Last time I cooked, hardly anyone got sick.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Housewife? Yes. Desperate? NEVER!
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Chemists do it on tables periodically.
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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Kabbalah backwards is hollaback.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Will travel for music.
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Your Wish is My Shift Command.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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The Answer is Jack Bauer. The Question Doesn't Matter.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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iChihuahua!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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</Bush>
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Don't Make Me Come Down There. - God
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Armadillos Are Scary. They Look Like Grenades.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a Minuet.
of 68 votes, 54% like it
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Lord Voldemort, in the dining room, with the candlestick.
of 55 votes, 36% like it
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Music = Magic
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Jack Bauer '08
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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*headdesk*
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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My custom t-shirt is better than yours.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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