I'm a More. On.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Wearing this shirt detracts your attention from my pants! Or not.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not white. Therefore, I am exotic.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the one making faces at you while you're driving!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I master the art 0f draining objects without using a strainer
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Why does everything always have to be categorized??
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Inside jokes are so overrated.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Mathletes Unite!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Why would you call a line dead?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Deadlines and I just don't get along.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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The Ku Klux Klan is a terrorist organization.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Godmade
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I spell-checked this. And it was a fragment.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Moms are so repetitive.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Hay is for horses AND people.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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time for some nice music
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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that was deep.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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More. On.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Let's!
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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nuttin' but struttin'
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I had sadness for breakfast today!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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it's always raining in my mind.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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get out of town - i'll pay the cab fare.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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i bet you you're reading my shirt.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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INSOMNIAC.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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that's like trying to explain what chocolate tastes like!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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i've never actually gotten one of those 'just because' cards...
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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mandatory extra credit is the biggest oxymoron ever!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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now WHY couldn't I think of that?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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is this a rhetorical question.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I wish common sense was more common
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Real men most certainly do NOT wear makeup
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I don't WANT to give you my asl!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I hate Chemistry with a passion.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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glass blowing is really fun to watch!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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If you have a stinging passion for cupcakes, say 'heeyyyy!'
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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i wonder if we see colors differently from each other...
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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sorry about that...i just had a shaniqua moment.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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minty sangwich minty minty sangwich
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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whoever came up with 'sangwich' is an idiot.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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