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Apr 24 '11 by coffeecandle
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SuperRyan on Apr 24 '11 at 7:44am

YOU

do not annoy me at all.

SuperRyan on Apr 24 '11 at 7:47am

loud things when I'm trying to concentrate on something
(this includes barking dogs and babies)

hearing someone pee
seeing the aftermath of someone's peeing
when someone doesn't clean the golden puddles afterwards

institutional foolishness and misdirection

some teacher assistants

SuperRyan on Apr 24 '11 at 7:48am

masked racial/ethnic references

myteemo on Apr 24 '11 at 4:12pm

how the weekend goes by too quickly. :[

coffeecandle on Apr 24 '11 at 4:25pm

starting work at 8 am

screaming kids at exhibitions

starting work at 8 am

iPear on Apr 24 '11 at 4:27pm

that I can't go in fire without dying, how water is so unbreathable, how sometimes sharp things make me bleed, the fact that I can't pronounce words with several consinents repeating one after another, my lack of a tail, leaves.

xiv on Apr 24 '11 at 5:08pm

- Tourists from other countries.
- Old people driving that clearly shouldn't be driving.
- People who are illegally in this country. More then just annoying.
- Those who insist on speaking in a language other then English when they are in an English speaking country.
- The sound of people clipping their finger/toenails.
- Lap-dogs.
- People who talk to their pets like they are babies.
- People who drive while holding their lap-dog(s).
- People who smoke around those who dont.
- People who are on the phone constantly. Annoyance level increased if they're doing it while driving, shopping or at a restaurant.
- Drunk people.
- When a car alarm goes off and the owner takes 10min to turn it off.

Chipmnk on Apr 24 '11 at 5:28pm

Lots of little things that I can never completely pinpoint.

mike bautista on Apr 24 '11 at 6:43pm

my forgetfulness
some people
bruno mars

iPear on Apr 24 '11 at 6:45pm

what alvin said + what i said + what mike said + why come my dreams aren't real?

Chipmnk on Apr 24 '11 at 6:47pm

If you believe in Will Smith, all dreams are possible. Just ask Karate Kid Smith, Jr.

Jake Friedman on Apr 24 '11 at 6:52pm

-The word "visited"
-Being mauled by bears
-People who don't practice basic hygiene because they want to be different.

Daviisilva on Apr 24 '11 at 7:05pm

Not living in the U.S. Ordered threadless tees a month ago, still waiting for them!

opifan64 on Apr 24 '11 at 7:23pm

plastic packaging that is impossible to open without scissors.
those boring pre-show trivia things at movies that are on an endless loop.
all the tree-destroying glossy flyers that choke my mailbox every day.
when people said "I seen" instead of "I saw".
hovering sales staff in clothing stores.
people that aggressively tailgate you on the highway.

opifan64 on Apr 24 '11 at 7:24pm

*when people say, haha

citizen rifferson on Apr 24 '11 at 7:29pm

-insects that get hypnotised by the light bulb and insist on flying into it repeatedly until they die.

-hearing a bee buzzing in the house but you have no idea where its coming from

- the one jackass you always get on the bus who blasts music from their mobile phones, suck a fat one.

-the one person at a gig who thinks it's a good idea to carry 5 pints of beer through a crowd full of dancing people, then spills beer all over you by mistake, resulting in you smelling like stale booze all night.

myteemo on Apr 24 '11 at 8:04pm

big icky hairy flies with beady red eyes.

or a lone mosquito that lurks in your room at night as you're drifting off to sleep, the one that gives an occasional bzzz bzzz sound just to let you know that you're destined to become a human milkshake as soon as you close your eyes. IHATETHAT.

SuperRyan on Apr 24 '11 at 8:13pm

gnats and mosquitos in public because you can't swat around your head because you will look insane

coffeecandle on Apr 25 '11 at 2:43am

plastic packaging that is impossible to open without scissors.

THIS ONE.
a lone mosquito that lurks in your room at night as you're drifting off to sleep, the one that gives an occasional bzzz bzzz sound just to let you know that you're destined to become a human milkshake as soon as you close your eyes. IHATETHAT.:(

d3d on Apr 25 '11 at 2:55am

people who scrape their fork on their teeth
the sound of someone chewing
gum on anything
walking facefirst through a spiderweb
being strangled by high necklines
young men's haircuts these days. have you seen them? ridiculous.

coffeecandle on Apr 25 '11 at 3:30am

walking facefirst through a spiderweb

I am ALWAYS convinced there will be a huge motherfucking beast of a spider on my forehead or crawling through my hair for ages afterwards. Eugh, even thinkng about it!

SuperRyan on Apr 25 '11 at 3:39am

public spitting

Bramish on Apr 25 '11 at 3:58am

People

Mat Pringle on Apr 25 '11 at 4:03am

My life!

coffeecandle on Apr 25 '11 at 5:53am

ahahah bramish. love the blog post!

Chipmnk on Apr 25 '11 at 9:56am

I think a lot of it has to do with my mood.

For example, Jebbie made that census blog with all the questions to fill out, and I was looking through them, thinking of answering them. And then I came to the "what's your favorite number" question, and I started thinking "What the fuck? Who the fuck has a favorite number? Why is that even important?" and such similar thoughts.

Now I have no problem with any of it, but I really have no idea why that was so caustic to my psyche at the time.

Chipmnk on Apr 25 '11 at 10:50am

I'm fond of 7.

Chipmnk on Apr 25 '11 at 10:50am

People.

shakethesheets on Apr 25 '11 at 11:57am

I like 5, 7, 29, 34, 37, 57, 58.

shakethesheets on Apr 25 '11 at 11:59am

may, seventh, shea hillenbrand, big papi / paul pierce, patrice bergeron, 5/7 and the year my dad was born, jonathan papelbon

Steve The Great on Apr 25 '11 at 12:05pm

4 and 7 for no particular reason. Although Earl Weaver was 4 and Cal Ripken Sr. was 7

shakethesheets on Apr 25 '11 at 12:30pm

I've always liked odd numbers more than evens. my dad used to ask me how many pieces I want my bagel cut into, and it would be 3 or 5, never two or four.

shakethesheets on Apr 25 '11 at 12:37pm

but as for annoying things, when they list a venue as being located in the city when it's THIRTY MILES SOUTH. that's not the city, that's way the fuck far away.

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 12:40pm

lots of things annoy me, but life's too short to dwell on them.

if someone does something annoying, just slap them and go on with your life.

digsy on Apr 25 '11 at 12:56pm

internet cafe keyboards (always crap with one key or a space bar that doesn't work)
slow internet connections
spitting - just totally gross
not being able to sleep
the youth of today

digsy on Apr 25 '11 at 12:57pm

and mosquito bites!

martiandrivein on Apr 25 '11 at 12:59pm

Forgetting thoughts/ideas annoys me more than a lot of things.
people chewing with their mouths open or just the sound of chewing annoys/makes me really nervous for some reason.

ir0cko on Apr 25 '11 at 1:06pm

-people who drive slower than the speed limit

Steve The Great on Apr 25 '11 at 1:09pm

being slapped by littlem every single time I say anything.

tobasco on Apr 25 '11 at 1:28pm

People walking slowly in front of me on a crowded footpath.

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 4:56pm

you LOVE that, steve!

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 4:56pm

i hate when steve lies to me!

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 4:56pm

*SLAP

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 4:56pm

in fact, i enjoy when people annoy me. more slaps for everyone!

coffeecandle on Apr 25 '11 at 4:57pm

losing something when you had it a couple of minutes ago

cancelled public transport

not enough sleep

Jake Friedman on Apr 25 '11 at 4:59pm

When people make fun of me for taking kids viagra.

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 5:08pm

*slap

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 5:10pm

i'll bet you that I annoy the crap out of a lot of people.

*slaps self

coffeecandle on Apr 25 '11 at 5:16pm

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 5:10pm
i'll bet you that I annoy the crap out of a lot of people.

*slaps self

SuperRyan on Apr 24 '11 at 7:44am
YOU

do not annoy me at all.

littlem on Apr 25 '11 at 5:55pm

awww! :D

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