I bet it would be fun to visit a Silicone Valley
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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If the meek die, who will inherit the Earth?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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If I were a number... I would be Pi, so I could live forever
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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What does aibohphobia and racecar have in common?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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racecar is a emordnilaP
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If you and I get together, you will foam at the mouth
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Don't worry about splinters, my wood gets waxed twice a day.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I like to cut the hair off Barbie, before I light her on fire
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Jew~ish
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School is the gateway drug to work!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Silicone Valley's bring in more tourists than Silcon Valley
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Headbutt:A pounding with a head.Butthead, a reader of this shirt
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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The 1337 shall inherit the earth
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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To the hacker goes the spoils
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Dachshunds that eat hot dogs are cannibals
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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You can check me out without a library card.
of 73 votes, 12% like it
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You can keep me overnight, I won't charge you late fees.
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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I'm one of those idiots that says LOL
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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I bet flies say "I wanna' tap that sh*t"
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Velveeta is more glue than cheese.
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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My front entrance is closed, come in threw the back.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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It's not incest, it's super love!
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Don't let the dog eat anything that came off your' body
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Pi is a prime number
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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IF(Threadless>Woot>Jinx) shopper=Impertinent; ELSE shopper=
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Thinking is for people that don't already know the answer.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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I'm So Hot I Make You Look Cool
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Careful! Don't Think Too Hard, It Is Un-American!
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Wearing A Shirt That No One Understands Is Such A Cliche'
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Sqooze, the past tense form of the verb squeeze.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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That's just glue on the zipper of my pants ;-)
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I love you like a broken condom
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Brunettes do it better, but blondes do it often!
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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My mom says I'm cool, and shes the hottest girl I know!
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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I masticate weiners for nourishment!
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Jew...ish
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Ich bin ein Dummkopf
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0, Its a nerd thing
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: Please Don't Feed The Anorexics
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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I read playboy for the articles
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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