Man. I want to get this one. I just fussed with, then threw out a broken paper shredder, and was joking with my mother about the paper being sad/screaming in pain/being relieved about being shredded depending on what kind of document it was... Too bad it's only on Orange... Might get it anyway, even though orange is icky. This is cute enought maybe, to merit a suck-it-up-and-buy-orange.