You Take The Cake
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Probability Can Ruin Your Day
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Mediocrity Is A Lot To Live Up To
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Randomly Selected For Greatness
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Perfection Is A State Of Mine
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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My Other T-Shirt Is A Straightjacket
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Wings Are Highly Underrated
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Average Is The New Superlative
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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I'm Calm, Collected And Medicated
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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We All Have The Right To Say "Maybe"
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Never Put All Your Pickles In One Jar
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Who Cares To Save A World That Is Destined To Die?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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We All Choose Our Own Poison - I'll Take Mine With Ketchup
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Reality Is Just An Illusion
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I Came, I Saw, I Conquered - Then I Had A Nap
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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If My Mum Says It's Okay, I Can
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I'm On Loan From The Smithsonian
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'm An Optimist - My Bladder Is Half Full
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Everything Is Legal Somewhere
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Long Before I Saw You I Decided To Ignore You
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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If You Sit On My Lap I'll Tell You A Story
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Face Your Fears Then Change Your Pants
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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I'm So Happy I Could Skip
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I'ts Hard To Be Humble When You Aren't
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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We're In It Together - Let's Have A Group Hug
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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You Will Find That I Am Immune (Mostly) To Your Charms
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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When The Going Gets Rough Hug Your Mum
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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I Want A Rocket Launcher For My Birthday
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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I Know A Thing Or Two About A Thing Or Two
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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People Like You Make People Like Me Like Me More
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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I Can Ride Two Unicycles At Once
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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After All Is Said And Done, What Else Is There?
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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If We Rub Ourselves Together We Can Set The World Afire
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Have You Tried Bingo?
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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I Can Do It Without You But I'd Rather Do It With You
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Time Travel - The Ultimate Avoidance Tactic
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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If Life Is Going Smoothly, You're Not Going Fast Enough
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Still Looking For The Answer
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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We Can't All Be Stars But We Can All Twinkle
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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When I Return I Will Smite You
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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If You Can't Save The World, Save Your Little Corner Of It
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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Tea and Crumpets Anyone?
of 75 votes, 17% like it
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My Life Is Simple, It's Me That's Complicated
of 76 votes, 24% like it
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Can't Think of a Reason Not To
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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Hate Is Contagious - Make Sure You're Immunized
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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