slaterock
aka Michael B. Myers Jr. is a 27.29 year old boy, has been a member since April 13, 2004, has scored 1631 submissions, giving an average score of 3.18.
2 out of 3 oracles agree.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
I lost your money in the stock market
of 18 votes, 22% like it
If it weren't for this shirt you could see my nipples
of 48 votes, 29% like it
15% of the population are left-handed. The rest can't drive.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AND EVERYONE THINKS I'M YELLING.
of 164 votes, 52% like it
Passive is the new Aggressive
of 130 votes, 37% like it
Birds have no idea how painful it is to not be able to fly
of 131 votes, 40% like it
Grate... just grate (sp?)
of 123 votes, 16% like it
Ask me about my negotiable prices
of 129 votes, 13% like it
I could lift a bus if I tried hard
of 126 votes, 11% like it
Stay outta my medicine cabinet
of 126 votes, 13% like it
Closed Captioning makes T.V. shows into books
of 130 votes, 23% like it
Tarantulas are fuzz-covered death bombs
of 133 votes, 30% like it
Impressionism broke art.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I left my shoes with the cobbler.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Mirrors are windows with no imagination
of 239 votes, 70% like it
It's an animal, so it could have rabies.
of 126 votes, 21% like it
My thyroid is acting up.
of 121 votes, 12% like it
Harry Potter babysat my kids
of 118 votes, 12% like it
Gravity makes levitation hard to achieve
of 133 votes, 37% like it
You kids and your Internet Message Maker
of 120 votes, 13% like it
Just a sec, I'm downloading the Internet
of 124 votes, 22% like it
Lucky Charms Taste Like Pretty.
of 123 votes, 25% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A smart robot will do a good job
of 13 votes, 31% like it
A Wise Man Once Said, "Shut Yo Mouf
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Dangerously Nocturnal
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Don't worry, it's only contagious if we
of 12 votes, 17% like it
For the last time, it's not a remote control, it's a Joystick!!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Gah.. what smells like piss?!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Good elixirs are hard to find these days
of 21 votes, 10% like it
John Doe? John Doe is dead to me.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Keep watching, maybe I'll do something y
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Lance Armstrong is good at bikes
of 10 votes, 20% like it
LiOhVaEtLeY TyEoAu PjAeRrTkY.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Me? I'm a professional shadowcaster.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
minimize.MAXIMIZE.minimize.MAXIMIZE...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Snape is a D-Bag.
of 76 votes, 21% like it
Tape. It's what holds things together.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
The Escalator Goes Up, But I Am No Magic
of 11 votes, 9% like it
This text will be replaced with a picture of a badass wolf.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
What time is it? it's tooth-hurtie.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Wurlds Werst Spelar
of 16 votes, 13% like it
You can't stop me. I'm Unstoppable.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
You're looking a little downsy
of 5 votes, 0% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/40539/slaterock
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want
free money .
I am 24 years old, and have one year of school left for my BFA. I do tshirt design in my spare time, and work part time as a web designer.
view my portfolio:
coroflot.com/drawsgood
!!!UPDATE!!! - Help me move! Selling original artwork for some of my subs on Ebay!
UPDATE! DO YOU GUYS AND GALS WANT ME TO CHANGE THE ENDING DATE TO A 1 OR 3 DAY BID PERIOD?! I know I hate waiting for items over the course of a long period of time. If I get enough response here, I'll change it.
Hey everyone, I could use your help. My family and I are in the process of moving (I got a new job, hoorah!) So with moving, comes moving costs. I've posted 6 original pieces of artwork for a few of my subs. They are up for bidding on ebay. Here's the pieces, just click the image to take you to the bidding page on ebay.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me!
EZ Color Models!
I just read a blog on here of someone asking about how to change the color of the tees on the Threadless Models, so I decided to creat a couple psd files that are ready to go. You can download them here. If anyone has some they would like me to add to the zip file, just let me know.
The zip file now has 4 different model pics.
Download Here
The Slaterman Threadless Blog:
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Check me out on Deviant Art!
My Deviant Art Site
I owe STP to:
dragana44
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