Sun Mon Tue Wed Thurs Fri Sat we all have those days.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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We all have those kind of days, Sun Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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We all have those days...Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, etc..
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Mosquitoes only like you for your blood.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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How can you be one brick shy of a load when you don't have a load
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not one brick shy of a load. I don't even have a load.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Why is the most colorful crayon not the sharpest in the box?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sometimes the prettiest crayon is not the sharpest in the box.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Do you have to do something wrong to have time out?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Please place me in time out. I did something wrong.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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When are my snack and nap times?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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When is my snack and nap time?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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When's my nap time?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm partial to having nap time.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm used to taking naps.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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those little green apples are full of worms and you can eat it
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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those little green apples don't taste good
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I don't like the taste of those little green apples
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Wanted: peace and quiet
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Missing: I think I am
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Making others laugh at my own expense (not priceless)
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Not fond of making others laugh at my own expense.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Beauty is in the eye of those who are.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Beauty is in the eye of those who have it.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Super bowl adds: the one time advertisers try to get it right
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Super bowl adds: entertainment for the football challenged
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Super bowl adds providing entertainment for football challenged
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Super bowl adds: providing fun for many years
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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If you have to do it you might as well have fun while doing it
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Why be here if you can't have fun
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Somehow that trickle up keeps crashing back down.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Well, slap me and call me red face.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Well, slap me and call me hit.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Standing water..Is that measured on the vertical or horizontal?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Standing water, how tall is it?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Standing water: a freak of nature.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Why do seagulls love parking lots?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My bailout wish. Get rid of the IRS.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Politicians: do they think we're stupid?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The spice of life is sometimes a bitter pill to swallow.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It's circular not to be square.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Is someone in here?(t-shirt talking)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Is someone in there?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, pick it up and shoot it again.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, just give it up.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Gov. keep your change. I want Franklins, Hamiltons & Jackso
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Keep your change. I want my Franklins, Hamiltons & Jacksons
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Been there, done that, and don't want to go back
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Been there. Done that. Please don't make me go back.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Age - it's what slips up on you.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Life - it's what slips up on you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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yes you have and i know it
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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oh yes you have
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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why act your age
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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aviophobia: just say no to airplanes
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Pantophobia - what do you mean you're afraid of everything
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Pantophobia: yep, that includes everything
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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wanna spoon said the fork but then put a knife in it
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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wanna spoon said the knife
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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gluttony: it gives you that full feeling
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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gluttony is my eating disorder
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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i have no eating disorders other than gluttony
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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subject to panic attacks
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Subject to panick attacks
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Obsessive Compulsive.. please don't touch me
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not thrifty
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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No need to jump off a cliff, you've already hit bottom.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Stay back 50 feet, I ate beans
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Stay back 50 ft I'm digesting beans
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Warning: I've had beans today
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Warning: I ate beans last night
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Beans: it's what you're smelling
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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public service announcement: I ate beans today
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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public service announcement: I ate beans last night
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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WARNING: X-RAY VISION (no need to cover yourself)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I've slept since then
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Smoke not - help keep lungs clean
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Abstinence from smoking - help keep lungs clean
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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No smoking. My lungs thrive on fresh air.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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No smoking please. My lungs love clean air.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Non-smoking please
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You have entered an area designated non-smoking
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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No smoking T-Shirt
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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This is a non-smoking area.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I wash. Do u?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Oh say can you see...I guess you can, you just read me.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Sweet victory. I made it on this shirt" Slogan
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I don't shrivel up when in cold water" T-shirt
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I don't shrink in cold water" T-shirt
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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"I don't shrink or shrivel up in cold water" T-shirt
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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The sky is blue and the grass is green and I'm in between
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not trying to sell/advertise anything with this shirt.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a walking billboard for myself.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Word puzzler: What word is at the end of this sentence. (Period)
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't read this let me know cause my shirt is inside out
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I am just me, myself and I.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It stinks to not have it like I have it
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Today is a day just as yester was a day like tomorrow will be
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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...and just what else do you plan on reading today?
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Please stop looking as there are no other words on this shirt.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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What else will you read today along with these words?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Other than this shirt, what else will you read today?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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