You should've seen me last night.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Common sense does not have a language barrier.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I am a walking advertisement. For myself.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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College....just a really expensive party.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I'm with your mom -------------------->
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Sarcasm is the sincerest form of mockery.
of 42 votes, 45% like it
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A simile is like a metaphor....
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Here's a bold statement : Scarface sucked.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Scarface is overrated
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Goodfellas + Casino > Godfather + Scarface
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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What is today but the tomorrow of yesterday
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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THIS! IS! T-SHIRT!!!!
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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No shirt, no shoes, Lets party!!!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Robust robots row boats to boast.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I WANT YOU!....to get away.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Gay men wear pink.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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5 + 5 = sh55
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Myspace is for Tom.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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So what if I'm small...you only get 5 inches anyway.
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Length is not an option.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Hallah!
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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I always putt my ball and club in the hole.
of 58 votes, 0% like it
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Would you like to try some of my concocktion?
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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-Ftw... o rly? -Ya rly. -Lol, k.
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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1337 5p34k - n07 4 n00135
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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Checking out chicks, Rule 2: If she's taken, DON'T LOOK!
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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Checking out chicks, Rule 1: Look AFTER she's passed.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Say whaaaaat?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Oh my Cod!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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O.Que.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Somewhere, Leonidas is crying.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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A true Spartan never quits.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Funk, Soul, Brotha.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Under this hot and sexy exterior is a hotter and sexier interior
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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If I think I'm crazy, does it mean I'm crazy?
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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This town aint big enough for the two of us..why dont you leave
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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My house is big enough for the two of us.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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If all I have to make decisions, I'LL become president!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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And we're over there, because...? Exactly.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Adjectivish adverb nouns really make grammar fun!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Hearts may only have 4 chambers,but they have more luv than blood
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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The light may be manifest,but Im bringin the light of uprising
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Palindromes are for squares....serauqs rof era semordnilaP
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Your mom is in the gay mafia
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Krispy Kream Kreations- The new KKK.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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That outfit would look a lot better on my floor
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I go to prison 7 hours a day, 5 days a week.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Your G-Unit shirt doesn't scare me.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Your Scarface shirt doesn't scare me.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Parents- Leading their kids to drinking, one year at a time.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I'm an asshole!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Do you want another George Bush? Use a condom. Please.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Save people from others...pro-abortion!
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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Alcoholism- Saving people from themselves one beer at a time
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Now Hiring: Girls who can ride
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Smile and the world smiles with you, trip and all laugh at you
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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A slogan a day keeps the doctor away
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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The only problem with alcohol is being an alcoholic
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Theres no problem with drinking until you have a drinking problem
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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If God is a cat, than I'm f**ked.
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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If God is a cat, than I'm fucked.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I don't tolerate noobs.
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Yeah I was there....but I didn't bet on Boise State
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Life is like getting poisoned...it's long and painful.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Life is like an STD....it's permanent.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Don't stress...I have enough for everyone
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Whoever said diamonds are forever hasn't been married yet
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Eat this, f**cker.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Quote this, bitch.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Talk is cheap, just like your mom
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Talk is cheap. So is your mom.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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!Prawper gramr iz imporetent,?
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Sarcasm is one of my best talents
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Steve Irwin was the best bad example ever!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Have you heard the news? It's ok to laugh at fat people now!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Do the truffle shuffle!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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My business will come around...eventually.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I saw this on another shirt
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Masturbate! Because if you don't, I will.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Come On! Because if you don't, I will.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Don't drunk, I'm shoot.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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I'm lactose intolerant and your boobs are the only cure
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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The first emos started the Great Depression.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Why was the Depression so Great?
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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If you think I'm so stupid, why do I think I'm so smart?
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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If I'm so stupid, why do I have a big dick?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Wouldn't this look great on a shirt?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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You remind me of my childhood...it was ugly and it sucked.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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lol brb g2g ttyl rofl lmfao afk gg lawlzers myspace!
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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I wish you were afk forever.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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We all have our days....some more than others....
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Ugly people make ugly faces. Like you, for instance.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Handicapped people make handicapped faces.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I must be REALLY unlucky, because I'm looking at you.
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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Your accidental life brings on untimely death.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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.uoy kcuF
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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.sdrawkcab siht daer ot elihw a ekat thgim tI
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I love 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 7169...
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I don't want a warranty, I want something that works.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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You have a nice ass....shirt!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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You might do it in a different language, so lets get foreign!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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We all do it in the same language, so why don't we get local?
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Bad religion is my religion.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I forgot the process of belief.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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D-g
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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If God cared about other people you wouldn't be here.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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There's no lochness monster because I killed it.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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There's no Bigfoot because I killed him.
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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Bigfoot killed the lochness monster than got sick and died.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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The lochness monster ate my dog.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Proud to be Atheist.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Atheists are people too lazy to go to mosque.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Atheists are people too lazy to go to temple.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Atheists are people too lazy to go to church.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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If there was a God he would've put me in hell by now.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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God hates you. Jesus too.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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There is only one God. Me.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Does Santa give presents to people in apartments?
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I believe in God....zilla.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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I don't believe in Santa because I don't have a chimney.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Tara Reid is the next Courtney Love.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Suck my kiss.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Good. Gooder. Goodest.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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My chili pepper is red hot.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I'd rather take a joke than a bullet.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't take a joke, I'll do it for you.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I'd give you somethin to eat, but I think youre fat enough as is.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Sub my limes.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Kurt Kobain < Bradley Nowell
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Bradley Nowell > Kurt Kobain
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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T-SHIRT TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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If I can't push it to the extreme, who will?
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Accidents like you only come around once a day. Lucky us.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I believe in you being on top of me. Or vice versa.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Seriously, boycott school.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I'm procrastinating my laziness.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Don't beat around the bush...Dive in!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know Omair, but I love him anyway!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I tribute myself.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Turtle in the shell.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I regret leaving the house today because I happened to see you.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I regret buying this shirt.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Hypocrits are people who had good ideas til they tried them out.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I have an irregular BIcycle.
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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You must have some ugly kids.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I was really happy today, then I saw your face.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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You look like someone I should hurt.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I laugh at dying kittens!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Personal injuries make me laugh!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I have a B.S. degree in B.S.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I have a B.S. degree in bullshit.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Tom isn't Jesus. He's God!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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This one time, on Myspace, I got a friend request!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I suck and I don't have friends. I'm gonna make a Myspace!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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MySpace is for people without the willingness to go to clubs.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I might hate myself, but I love you!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Theres no such thing as a ninja-pirate but theres a pirate-ninja.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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We all kill pirates in the same language.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Chuck Norris has hairless balls because hair doesnt grow on steel
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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We all kill ninjas in the same language.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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We all hate each other in the same language.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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We all eat cake in the same language.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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We all do it in the same language.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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We all eat pie in the same language.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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All I want for Christmas is some mistletoe and you.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Obesity is hilarious.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Phobiaphobia -- The fear of phobias.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Square pegs may not fit in round holes, but round ones do.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I rock, you roll.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I'm gonna butter your bread.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I got a house and a car, all I need is you.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I'm vegetarian because I see people like you around me.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I can play baby making music.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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You're hot. I'm hot. Let's do it!
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Boys rule, girls drip.
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Boys rule, girls swallow.
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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Boys rule, girls spit.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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By the looks of you I'd say you're a mistake.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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By the looks of you I'd say you're an accident.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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I got a hickey from a vampire.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Prawper gramer iz impoertant?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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If size matters, you're in for a treat.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I normally don't say this on a first date, but....lets do it.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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If you want more, please remove shirt.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe you and I can switch shirts?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Can you take this shirt off me, or can I take that shirt off you?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I wove you wong time.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Your mom is like a hotel...One day, Two nights, $40.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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My sister and your mom have somethin in common,Theyre both cheap!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Blondes aren't dumb, they're just stupid!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Santa doesn't give presents, he gives STD's.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Your mom sucks more than Pam Anderson on a cruise boat.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Mi casa o tu casa?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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My best friend is Manuel LaBor
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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We are going to do it like bunnies.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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You are jizz in my pants hot.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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F: If I wanted you to yell at me...B: I would've flipped you off!
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Scruff McGruff is my dog. I swear.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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And you say, "Caress me down..."
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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My mommy doesn't love me...but yours does!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Only Nazis don't love cake
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Only Nazis don't love pie
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Cake > Pie
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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If I loved the devil and hated life,would ya cut my wrist for me?
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Emo's work more with blades than a carpenter.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Emo people make great pumpkin carvers.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Emo cutting is a new form of art.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I have 26,542 friends, but I don't know any of them!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Tom is my friend. Yay!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I'm obsessed with OCD!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I wouldn't call your face a disease, but maybe a disorder.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Tom sold Myspace and all I got is this stupid T-Shirt.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Dude...TOM HAS A MYSPACE!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I support donkey shows, and by that I mean democratic elections.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Well actually my mom went to PVCC. IN YOUR FACE!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Your mom is not a proper noun.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Plurals are for squareses
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I only hate people who hate me.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Fishes, Mooses, Mices, Gooses.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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The only eggs I eat come from platypuses
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If those kids dont shut up I'll choke em.Haha no, I love kids!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I said GOOD DAY, Sir!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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If you're jealous you don't like my shirt. Well I dont like you.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I know you're thinking it, and yes I am huge.
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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You have no idea how long it took for me to think of this.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Well I think it's around 12: 56 or so.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Don't hold it in...spit!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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I guess that means I can read your shirt as well?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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My parents might beat me down, but your girlfriend hooks me up!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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This is a well-organized stain.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If I wanted to have sex I would have said something.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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I count it as you checkin me out
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Parodies are a talented man's stupidity.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Irony is the lazy man's sarcasm.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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For Christmas, all I want is 100%!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I'm trying to start a trend, but I think you just killed it.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Myspace almost beats prison, but not quite.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Haha are you a joke?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I don't fear phobias. They fear me.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Santa is a pimp.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Inbreeding is fun!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Save time, do your cousin.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Save time, do your sister.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Save money, do a ho.
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Save a prostitute, Do a ho.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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It's not Halloween anymore...oh...oh my god...
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I wish I had an STD so I could give it to you.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I know Pig Latin. UCKFAY OUYAY.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Haha I can make fun of you and you can't even see me do it!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Pssh. Blind people.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Colorblind isn't an illness. It's hilarity!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I know it's not Mardi Gras, but if you could anyway....
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I'm going to die. My last wish is for you to lift up your shirt.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Thar' she blows! Your mom, that is.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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You make me want to get cancer.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not saying you dont have rights, I'm saying you better do it!
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Get me a drink, bitch.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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If I don't do it, you will.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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So how about we speed it up by you just shutting up.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Looking beats talking ANYday.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I'm sorry but you make no sense. Just let me look at you.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Thank you for giving me a reason to kill myself.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Did you get hit by a train or were you born that way?
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Yeah, well I think you're a mistake too.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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My girlfriend for yours?
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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<------ Family for Sale ------>
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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You shouldn't read this shirt, you be on top of it!
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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If you can't read this shirt its because you're on top of me.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I bought this shirt for you because I ran out of pickup lines.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Try birth control next time lady.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I only have kids because the condom didn't work.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Am I having a hotflash or is it just you?
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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You might be ugly, but your girlfriend is hot!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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If I could alter DNA, you wouldn't be here.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Based on your face I'd say condoms don't work that well.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Your parents + Broken condom = You.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Know what? My mom DID go to college.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Slogans are for queers.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not inbreeded. I'm inbred.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Save nerds. Do a blonde.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Save dolphins. Kill whales.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Save cows. Kill a deer.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Save wool. Kill a bird.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Kill clowns. They're filled with candy.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Pimp > Giggalo > Ho > Skank
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Ho > Skank.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Skank > Ho?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Pimp > Giggalo
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Uglyphobia. Fear of your face.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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If you're shirt was any more see through I'd be Superman.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Looking at you is a COMPLIMENT. Skank.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Well what do you expect with those clothes on?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I swear it tastes like chocolate. Try it out yourself!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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If you were really that ugly I'd....oh...holy shit...
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Phoenix chicks are HOT!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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My pear pricks but its not a prickly pear.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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My mom says I look good but then again...so does yours...
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I guess not all dumb people are blonde. Bush, you bastard!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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My Bush is better than your bush.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Book burning society ---- please meet at the library.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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My teacher told me history matters. I dont see Abe Lincoln here!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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The only thing I learned in school is how to hate it.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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1 out of every 5 blind people can not read this shirt.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Blondes aren't just dumb...they're also stupid!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Sex on the beach is a drink, too?
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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If you're ugly, I'm not callin.
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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So how much will you pay?
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Giggalo > Pimp
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Hey what an idea! I say Spanish then you follow, jotos! Alright!
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Red on the head means fire in the bed.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Dumb in the head means great in bed.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "Nice Shirt.&
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I'm horrney whnne Imma druknk
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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If it's goin straight, we're goin on a date!
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Look down for hot-ometer.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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I give you a 10!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Shirts might make me horny, but slogans make me hornier.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I love Neverland Ranch.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Books aren't just educational. They're also great in fires!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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If you read my shirt can I...read...yours?
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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How would you feel if I stared at your chest like that?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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You're going to regret reading this.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Is it ironic if I found out your dad is gay?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Irony is just a better form of comedy.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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About 100% of you aren't going to like this slogan!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I could've sworn you had beads around your neck....
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Read this shirt and I'll stab you.Haha just kidding!But really...
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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D 2 P = YOU
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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A 2 M = WRONG
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Carving things in your wrist isn't a problem, its a way of life.
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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Are you smuggling Snow Caps or do I have to lift up your shirt?
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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You're lookin a little cold...lucky for you I'm pretty hot.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I don't love you, I love your shirt! At least whats popping out..
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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Looking down is a form of paying attention.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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It's not your shirt that I love...
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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1 for the money, 2 for the ho, 3 for the pimp, I'm ready to go.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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I had no idea college felt this good.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Seems like your shirt is attracted to mine. Wanna go out?
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Chingarme.
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Sorry your boobs made me forget what I was saying.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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If patience was a virtue, I'd be in hell.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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No I don't have a toothbrush. Why do you ask...
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Don't be worried if I turn and look at you.I just enjoy the view.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Thank you for giving me a reason to turn around.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Does magic make you horny? Because I've got a trick for you....
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Every time you say no a homeless child dies.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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If you don't like this, my brother will get cancer.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Don't push my buttons. You know what I mean.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I don't say this to everyone, but I think you're hot.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Look down for a special surprise.
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I'm listening. Haha, I LOVE sarcasm!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I think I'm amazing...but so does YOUR MOM!
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Voy a Venir!....That's right baby, I'm talking to you....
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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