awkwardboy
awkwardboy aka just awkward boy, that's all is a 32.11 year old boy, has been a member since November 27, 2006, has scored 1289 submissions, giving an average score of 3.22.
I appear taller on TV.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
The FCC should FCC themselves.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
I've never seen *everybody* kung-fu fighting.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
Walking on sunshine doesn't feel that good.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
The road to hell should be paved with tacos.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
Charles Robert Darwin, get in here and clean up this mess!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Co-dependency isn't even a river in Egypt.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
Walkin' on sunshine wouldn't necessarily feel good.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
Where my ninjas at?
of 31 votes, 29% like it
just dropped in to see what condition the zombies were in
of 34 votes, 24% like it
This t-shirt makes me feel self-conscious.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Your t-shirt offends my t-shirt's sensibilities.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
My t-shirt challenges your t-shirt to a duel.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
End lactose intolerance.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
I'm ready to have an unhealthy crush.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
Love and elevators lift me up where I belong.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
The Internet is powered by magic!
of 67 votes, 21% like it
I do not have any preconceived notions about your milkshake.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
Humpty Dumpty was assassinated by covert CIA horses.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
My sonnets bring all the boys to the Bard (of Avon).
of 60 votes, 25% like it
No, sorry, this is 867-5308.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
According to Darwinism, Kansas doesn't exist.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
Thank you, but sorry, your soulmate is in another castle.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
I'm satisfied with the amount of cowbell in this song.
of 54 votes, 33% like it
With great power comes great responsibility and colorful tights.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
I used to smell like teen spirit. Now I smell like an office.
of 58 votes, 40% like it
Cheese never criticizes or complains. It just wants to be loved.
of 62 votes, 26% like it
May contain sexual content. Discretion is advised.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
Creationists never evolved.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
Darwin does not accept the theory of Kansas.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Don't read this and don't think about an elephant.
of 70 votes, 33% like it
Note to self: buy notebook.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
Let's start again. Everyone, back into the ocean!
of 69 votes, 36% like it
London's calling. They sound upset.
of 72 votes, 25% like it
Hey, wait a minute... I think this song is about having sex.
of 70 votes, 31% like it
My heart is a series of tubes.
of 79 votes, 23% like it
In an alternate timeline, we fell in love.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
In my dreams, I can't fly but I'm taller.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
You would confuse Darwin.
of 68 votes, 28% like it
Life imitates art. Life is often offensive.
of 72 votes, 33% like it
Humans are animals with fire.
of 77 votes, 22% like it
You appear to be a suitable mate. Let us engage in intercourse.
of 76 votes, 26% like it
as honest as the day is long. just not as bright.
of 70 votes, 24% like it
I strike an imposing figure. Then I run.
of 72 votes, 31% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Pathetic, in that I ellicit pathos.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Sometimes I wonder if Jem was truly outrageous.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
This is my favorite t-shirt. Or is it?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Was Jem truly outrageous or just mildly eccentric?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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