And I'm not talking beastiality porn.


What are those TV shows/ movies you hate to love?

Right now, I'm addicted to Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel 'cause I'm a nerd.

I am also a fan of lame children's shows such as Drake and Josh and the Fairly Oddparents.


Whatda 'bout chu?

Do you ever go back and look through pictures and wonder how in the hell you really made those faces?

Like, how you were physically able to contort you face into that expression?

Comm'on, lemme see 'em...



Like seriously, how does this happen?

Where do you guys buy your hats?

I like baseball hats, and trucker hats, but I can't find any good places online.



'Cause I'm lazy and my head is kinda naked.

So help me out on this.


If one were to give oneself a tonsillectomy, how would one go about such a task?

Or, possibly an easier route, how does one chop off the part of the neck/throat in which the tonsils are located and then reattach the noggin?

I think I have strep again and it makes me want to have someone to hold my hand and make sure there's water in the fridge...but my roommates won't come near me for fear of the contagion.

Oh dear.

Help, please.

**EDIT**

I am down to Riley and Ayden

**EDIT**

Hi.

I got a new car.

She is a Jetta.

She has no name.

Throw me some names and if I choose yours, I'll send you something pretty in the mail!



I really like Ayden, but my friend says that's lame...

My past cars were Geniveve and Amy Fuck Face, but I really liked Geniveve.



Sorry for the horrible picture

Is anyone putting together a Threadless Valentines blog this year?



I'm still lonely!

How do you punctuate a 275 word sentence?

Is there a comma limit somewhere?

She couldn't bring to mind all of them now, but there were so many times she loved her laugh, like when, after a 14 hour day at work, she and the girls would pile into a beat up '91 Chevy Blazer, reeking of weed, Cheetos and simplicity, and they would just drive until they found something good to do, like the market or the river where they raised themselves, or like the time she and those very same girls shared a hotel room in order to help out for work up North and they almost got kicked out for too many giggles and a game of water tag in the lobby in which, apparently, "very important" people happened to be conversing, or even the time when her favorite high school bands reunited, just for kids like her, kids who were losing their way as they attempted to dance the way home, but she never made it because of some kid, a kid just like her, plowed into the back of her car, and though her car was totaled and though she had a concussion and though the police officer had accused her of drunk driving because of the hazelnut coffee that covered her hair and windshield and innocence or the time when her grandmother died: a two hour car ride with a cousin and a roommate to meet the family for a funeral that went horribly awry when the boat they were supposed to sprinkle her ashes off of never made it to the dock so the day entailed throwing grandma off the dock and then heading to Applebees for sliders and beer and reassuring glances: reassurance for their family, their faith, and their futures.


PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE ME ON THE HORRIBLEITY OF THIS...OR THE FACT THAT I JUST MADE UP A WORD.

My class is going to use me as a sacrifice...

We had a snow day..I will post later pictiers, but i'm drunk,.


It';s 2 pm and I feel like an alcoholic.


but I ove life. Just wait till you see hte pictures.

I lvoe tyou guys, so much. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember how epically awesome you guys are.


LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU











Oh, and this is my part of the room

Soo...

I've always wanted to do a 365 thing, but I don't know what to do. I can't do art. Like, at all.


Any ideas on what to do? I thought about doing those wacked out observation/description things for someone everyday, but just doing the people in my dorm kinda takes the fun outta it.


Any ideassss?

I overheard a friend talking today while I was riding horses, not men, and all I caught out of her conversation about a friend's writing was, "And I said to her, 'You're strange.' And she looked at me and said, 'You're strange too.' And it was then that we decided we had known each other for years."

Just something that made me smile

I hope you've all had a good day.