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Aug 22 '10 by mooseinmyshoe
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Dear Boys

When you go out with a girl, even if she is only your best friend and you're just going out because you moved away and are visiting and it doesn't mean anything that you go and order beers at a romantic restaurant, tell her she looks pretty anyway. Even if she knows she looks pretty because she is wearing a super cute dress and her hair looks amazing for once and she's lost weight, she still did dress up for you. Also, don't ask her to pay for a bill where you got multiple beers and an appetizer and she only got a water because that's not just unromantic and unfriendly, it's kinda rude. It also makes her look super bad when you leave her for 20 minutes to run back to the car to get your ID because you have to have a beer, and you leave her sitting by herself lookin' all cute outside at a table where the waiter asks her after 10 minutes if she thinks she's been stood up.

I apologize, but I did look super hot tonight.

Also, I am not apologizing for being hot in the above statement, I am apologizing for feeling I have the right to complain based on my good looks.

/rant.

/egotistical gibble gabble.

SnakeMan on Aug 22 '10 at 10:44pm

this isn't directed at me because i'm a man.

wullagaru on Aug 22 '10 at 10:44pm

punch him in teh nuts

shakethesheets on Aug 22 '10 at 10:46pm

girl, you deserve better. but I'm glad you know it :)

That's rude and lame and you are gorgeous and lovely and polite and I would buy you dinner and tell you look nice and then if I ever did need to step out for a moment, I'd be sure to get someone to come by and serenade you.

Steve The Great on Aug 22 '10 at 10:48pm

you look pretty :)

SuperRyan on Aug 22 '10 at 10:48pm

I always have my ID on me. And I pay. And say nice things.

mooseinmyshoe on Aug 22 '10 at 10:53pm

You are all so awesome. This is why I love you. Each and every one of you.

:) Thanks guys. Frustrating nights are frustrating. Even more frustrating is knowing my hair will not look this good in the morning.

thedeetzes on Aug 23 '10 at 2:12pm

Obviously this guy is a total asshole!

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marblecargirl on Aug 23 '10 at 2:14pm

I would buy you a nice dinner and tell you you're pretty!

spacesick 2 on Aug 23 '10 at 2:14pm

aww nuts!

*takes notes*

Chipmnk on Aug 23 '10 at 2:19pm

Boys. There's your problem. Go out with men.

Chipmnk on Aug 23 '10 at 2:21pm

Also, the making you pay thing isn't cool in any situation. If a friend of mine got a bunch of drinks/food while I just got half a slice of pizza and asked me to pay, I'd be pissed.

mike bautista on Aug 23 '10 at 2:22pm

Let's do all those things except the right way.

Chipmnk on Aug 23 '10 at 2:22pm

...do girls get sick of being called pretty? Because I do it on a daily basis on here and I don't know if girls realize that I mean it each and every time.

mike bautista on Aug 23 '10 at 2:23pm

I'm always flattered when you call me pretty things ;0

tracerbullet on Aug 23 '10 at 2:24pm

sounds like a bitch needs cutting

Chipmnk on Aug 23 '10 at 2:32pm

Also, I'm fairly positive you look pretty every night, and every day for that matter, and any boy with half some sense should turn to you and say "dear lord, you're pretty" at essentially any given moment in the day.

bcrider on Aug 23 '10 at 2:34pm

Chipmnk on Aug 23 '10 at 2:22pm
...do girls get sick of being called pretty? Because I do it on a daily basis on here and I don't know if girls realize that I mean it each and every time.

I would get sick of hearing it from a particular TYPE of guy, not from someone like you. It's all about the motives. :)

randyotter3000 on Aug 23 '10 at 2:35pm

The boy did good, you sound like the sort of person who would read too much into things, and if he dropped a compliment you would go overboard with what it could mean

jet approves on Aug 23 '10 at 2:46pm

we should all go to dinner with this dude, run up a huge bill, and then ditch him.

shakethesheets on Aug 23 '10 at 6:29pm

that's an awful thing to say, aaron. compliments aside, doing good is ditching your friend at dinner for 20 minutes, ordering a bunch of stuff and asking them to foot the bill?

Ryder Revolution on Aug 23 '10 at 6:30pm

you look as pretty as a thanksgiving dinner

mgill52 on Aug 23 '10 at 6:31pm

wait, he had you pay for what he got?

emoisforposers on Aug 23 '10 at 6:35pm

sarah, i would not only take you out to dinner but shower you with compliments and do candle light dinners, trips around the world.... if you was mah gurl.

PogoLightning on Aug 23 '10 at 6:41pm

you're gorgeous. always.

d3d on Aug 23 '10 at 6:45pm

why did you waste a night on this dick? don't do it again.

mooseinmyshoe on Aug 23 '10 at 8:32pm

Yall's is like, the best. It was super surprising since he's basically one of my best friends!

He just got a gig playing with a (n apparently) pretty decent band that opens for national headliners, so I guess he feels he's too good for me.

But seriously guys, you all warm my heart more than that brushetta warmed that boy's belly. You are all too good for me, and I sincerely appreciate it.

10 days later

mooseinmyshoe on Sep 03 '10 at 12:58am

dEAR BOYS, don't tell a girl she's pretty if you're just going to walk away.

Also, thanks for helping take care of us girls. We appreciate it, even if we don't say we do.

mike bautista on Sep 03 '10 at 1:05am

You're pretty.

*stays*

mooseinmyshoe on Sep 03 '10 at 1:11am

Dear Mike Bautista,

You're like one of the coolest people I've ever met, and for some reason, though I've never met you face to face, I feel like you're one of the people I can be the most candid with. And for that (and many other reasons) I love you much. You're words really do mean a bunch and I appreciate every one.

:)

Mya Jamila on Sep 03 '10 at 1:17am

Dear Boys,

Please don't write notes about how pretty a girl's smile is, signed with your full name, and give them to said girl before you get off the bus. They do not know what to do. Is the name so they can find you? Do you want to be found? Or did you only write it so not to be creepy?

Mya Jamila on Sep 03 '10 at 1:20am

*and then give them...

mike bautista on Sep 03 '10 at 1:49am

:O!

I'm glad I stayed. :]

You and a lot of girls here are too cool for me to even express. I wish more girls were like you, and maybe even near me, so I could be amazed at your presence, and stay at a distance while I imagine cool conversations we might have together, because I'd be too scared to initiate a real one. But your awesomeness would be enough for me to be content with my dreams. And while we've never met in real life, I'm more than happy to be able to even talk with you, and all the other girls too. So even if we haven't met yet, let's dream we're in a playground on top of a hill and wake up smiling, okay?

♥_♥

Krimson on Sep 03 '10 at 2:15am

I once found a random rambling love letter taped to a sculpture I had on exhibition. It was terrifying, so I ignored it.

boysbeambitious on Sep 03 '10 at 2:16am

I'll hunt these assholes down and beat them !!!

Sarah, you are beautiful and wonderful. :)

SuperRyan on Sep 03 '10 at 8:46am

I'm a boy I think.

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You shoulda been like "Now, where would I find the possibility of us having sex... fiction or non-fiction?"

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Sarahinmyshoe
When I think of Sarah's threadname
cute things come to mind
like lollipops and candycanes
and theme parks without lines

Sarah is my morning cup
the good to my afternoon
She rids the sadness when I bid "adieu"
and drifts me to the moon

She the best, you can't argue
and as soft as a baby's caboose
My only wish is that every shoe
can have its own Sarahmoose

there ain't nothing better

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