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mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe aka Typo on Craig's List (minus one year) is a 21.22 year old girl, has been a member since November 27, 2006, has scored 3453 submissions, giving an average score of 3.00.
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  Feb 09 '09 by mooseinmyshoe        18 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I Almost Failed Biology
So help me out on this.


If one were to give oneself a tonsillectomy, how would one go about such a task?

Or, possibly an easier route, how does one chop off the part of the neck/throat in which the tonsils are located and then reattach the noggin?

I think I have strep again and it makes me want to have someone to hold my hand and make sure there's water in the fridge...but my roommates won't come near me for fear of the contagion.

Oh dear.

Help, please.

Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 09 '09 at 9:12pm
Just gargle oven cleaner.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 09 '09 at 9:12pm
drink hydrochloric acid?
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Feb 09 '09 at 9:13pm
um

make sure your knife is sharp.



and dip it into boiling water to sterilize it.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 09 '09 at 9:15pm
I think I may just combine all of these.
lordog
lordog on Feb 09 '09 at 9:16pm
i dunno, but i have had strep a couple of times, and i don't even have tonsils. so i dunno if chopping them off is going to do you any good...
lordog
lordog on Feb 09 '09 at 9:16pm
but if you must, i think a quart of drain-o would do the trick.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 09 '09 at 9:17pm
you could train some leaf-cutter ants to regard your tonsils as tropical foliage, then pop some in your mouth and let nature take its course.
outline
outline on Feb 09 '09 at 9:17pm
i got my tonsils out when i was 17 because i tested positive for strep throat continuously for 4 years. the procedure wasn't that bad and i never had strep again. I'd recommend just gettin' em out.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 09 '09 at 9:19pm
I guess I should just get them out. I guess it won't hurt not to have them either way...

Sam, all we have here are fire ants...and I don't like spicy things, so I do not wish to stick them in my mouth.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 10 '09 at 3:14pm
I guess, seriously, is there anything else I can do for a sore throat?
lemonalle
lemonalle on Feb 10 '09 at 3:17pm
Dear Sarah--

Would you kindly email me (lemonalle/gmail) your address? I wish to stalk you but this is difficult using my limited extra sensory perceptional abilities.

Luv,
SaRAH
lemonalle
lemonalle on Feb 10 '09 at 3:18pm
p.s. i'm sorry your throat hurts. everyone always tells me to gargle with saltwater.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Feb 10 '09 at 3:24pm
I had my tonsils removed when I was 4, and I have to say that I enjoyed the steady diet of ice cream and popsicles.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 10 '09 at 3:27pm
Bleh...I guess I should just give up and gargle the ickiness... Email sent!

I am thinking of selling my body to a bio student..
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Feb 10 '09 at 3:28pm
you should sell your body to a morgue
emilymmkay
emilymmkay on Feb 10 '09 at 3:29pm
I want to get my tonsils removed, too.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Feb 10 '09 at 3:31pm
you should remove yourself from your tonsils.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 10 '09 at 3:33pm
Emily, can we have a date at the hospital/dirty back alley?
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