You're the lime to my Corona
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Beer and darts: keeping the eyepatch industry alive since 1800
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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I can be impulsive, it just takes me a while...
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Weekend's Forecast: Mostly Drunk with a chance of Horny
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a professional amateur
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Clinton ruined a dress. Bush ruined America
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Wii came. Wii saw. Wii conquered.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natrual stupidity.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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Save an egg, crack a smile!
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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Wear short sleeves, Support your right to bare arms!
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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Mimes: the silent killers
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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Family kidnapped by ninjas. Need $4 for karate lessons.
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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Warning: children left unattended will be sold to the circus
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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Life is what happens when you're not watching television.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Sex, Drugs, & Christian Rock
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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is it completely necessary to read this outloud?
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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I'm still Hooked on Phonics
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Do illiterates get the full effect of alphabet soup?
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm just not sure.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity
of 61 votes, 39% like it
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice...
of 60 votes, 35% like it
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76.4% of statistics are made up on the spot
of 60 votes, 35% like it
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You can only be young once...but you can ALWAYS be immature
of 59 votes, 34% like it
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I will not obsess, I will not obsess, I will not obsess....
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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I haven't committed a crime, I merely fail to comply with the law
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I'm fluent in English, British, American, and Canadian
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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