I'm a Missourian at heart, transplanted in Chicago and currently studying English at The University of Chicago.

Shirts I own (in no particular order at the moment):
-Nothing Rhymes with Orange
-Pillow Fight
-Calling Home
-Planetary Status
-Books Are Good For You
-Blow With the Wind
-Communist Party
-Birds & the Bees
-Midwest
-I Can't Draw
-THIS is How the World Ends
-99 Luftballoons
-Trojan Hearse
-The Scr-Emo
-Korova Orange Special
-Cowichan
-The One Who Describes
-Holding Pattern
-Satan's Little Helper
-Phascolarctos Cinereus
-Rollin Hatin
-The Leftover
-Video Games Ruined My Life
-Movies: Ruining The Book Since 1920
-Mother Knows Best
-A Key For Everything
-The Captain's Dream
-Amoeba Boogie
-Cyclope
-THIS Is How The World Ends
-99 Luftballoons
-We're Toast
-This is not a Pipe
-Cowboys and Indians
-Well, This Just Really Sucks...