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brownstar aka brownstizzle is a 26.2 year old boy, has been a member since November 25, 2006, has scored 775 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33, helping 32 designs get printed.

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Jul 05 '07 by brownstar
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Threadless shirt that you would be least likely to wear

Hey, this isn't a hate blog, just wondering about what shirts you guys would never wear that are found somewhere in the threadless archives.

This was inspired when I found this:

http://www.threadless.com/product/235/Goatse

hanzabean on Jul 05 '07 at 8:57pm

flowers in the attic, lol

professorE on Jul 05 '07 at 8:59pm

I thought of Goatse before I even clicked on th eblog...

maddingo on Jul 05 '07 at 8:59pm

you'd have to put this shirt on me at gun point....

professorE on Jul 05 '07 at 9:00pm

th is kinda like the, and eblog is kinda like blog...

brownstar on Jul 05 '07 at 9:01pm

hmmm.... I tried delving deep in the archives:

http://www.threadless.com/product/1/Prate

http://www.threadless.com/product/6/Neonmedia_1

What the fuck is prate?

d3d on Jul 05 '07 at 9:01pm

anything on yellow, orange, or any blue but navy.

bhoomika on Jul 05 '07 at 9:01pm

maddingo.. so right.. i hate that shirt !

sonmi on Jul 05 '07 at 9:02pm

it's a tough question

there are a lot of shirts i would equally not wear for many reasons, i think

i would wear "good luck", though

Christoph Jenkins on Jul 05 '07 at 9:02pm

Might be Granola...

http://www.threadless.com/product/506/Granola

Might also be The Accident

http://www.threadless.com/product/906/The_Accident

brownstar on Jul 05 '07 at 9:05pm

hahahaha, granola? man I joined this site way too late, totally missed gems like those.

xiv on Jul 05 '07 at 9:06pm

that gay pride crap.

martiandrivein on Jul 05 '07 at 9:06pm

maybe God hates techno, just to smite the guys that made it... I met them, haha and we stay in contact. Possible job at MTV, later in life... maybe.

Heavenly Devil on Jul 05 '07 at 9:07pm

so lovely

I just imagine people coming up to me and putting there hands in heartshaped fashion.

fuaijie on Jul 05 '07 at 9:11pm

http://www.threadless.com/product/667/Money_Shot

its funny but o.0

and the goatse one is horrible, the granola one too (wtf?) but i agree w/ maddingo too, that yellow shirt looks like something barfed rand shapes on it. why? why would anyone want to wear it?

Alexandra Marie on Jul 05 '07 at 9:14pm

Goatse FTW.

Never on my body. *shudder*

hanzabean on Jul 05 '07 at 9:15pm

Oh yeah, money shot is just...

just...

yeah.

chelly on Jul 05 '07 at 9:18pm

i suppose i would wear any of them honestly, except maybe the ghetto one

renfrue on Jul 05 '07 at 9:21pm

xiv on Jul 05 '07 at 9:06pm

that gay pride crap.

lol

Heavenly Devil on Jul 05 '07 at 9:23pm

I enjoy the ghetto one immensly

and would probably wear it.

sonmi on Jul 05 '07 at 9:23pm

i think the ghetto one ranks high on my list too.

i just bought the gay pride shirt today!

sonmi on Jul 05 '07 at 9:24pm

ranks high on my list not to wear, that is.

brownstar on Jul 05 '07 at 9:31pm

oh shit, totally forgot about

Band Geek on Jul 05 '07 at 9:34pm

^That gets my vote

brownstar on Jul 05 '07 at 10:00pm

The beer gut helps a lot

mllesatine on Jul 05 '07 at 11:29pm

Yeah, "Deadless" would get my vote as well.

shirtflirt on Jul 05 '07 at 11:31pm

brownstar.

isn't that the pooper?

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 06 '07 at 3:00am

All Faesthetic tees.

And all the cutesy ones, like Pet Octopus or random mish-mosh ones like Tasty Mix.

Noobits on Jul 06 '07 at 3:03am

I dislike the ones with the chickens on them.

fuaijie on Jul 06 '07 at 3:06am

brownstar, yeah that ones bad too, but the model is really pretty and i think she averted my eyes haha

2 days later

brownstar on Jul 08 '07 at 5:56pm

It was the ultimate contrast.

Verdana on Jul 08 '07 at 5:58pm

Y'all are haters. I love the Granola tee. =p

Kerrn on Jul 08 '07 at 6:02pm

most of the shirts on threadless i would wear

there are just a lot that i wouldnt actually purchase

BUT i would never wear the hanging tree even if it was free/given to me.

i'd honestly throw it in the trash.

-k.

loserbeech on Jul 08 '07 at 6:03pm

Dark Side of the Garden. Star Wars references do not belong on my body.

Verdana on Jul 08 '07 at 6:11pm

Kerrn's got a good point. There are only a few that I'd buy, but I'd wear most of them. Sometimes only under extremely convoluted and unlikely circumstances, but...

hespestos on Jul 08 '07 at 6:33pm

Goatse or Descent (I think that one is really lame).

brownstar on Jul 09 '07 at 8:10pm

How long ago was goatse printed??!

todiefor on Jul 09 '07 at 8:12pm

Deadless. hands down.

FionaB on Jul 09 '07 at 8:15pm

probly that one with the soap that says "rub me on your butt"

3 days later

blindguardian on Jul 13 '07 at 1:21pm

you didn't get your stp?

ISABOA on Jul 13 '07 at 1:23pm

xiv on Jul 05 '07 at 9:06pm

that gay pride crap.

yes and yes

brownstar on Jul 13 '07 at 2:10pm

lol blindguardian not yet? does it take a while to show up?! Thanks for trying either way!

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brownstar on Mar 22 '09 at 1:33pm

juliejeremiah on Mar 22 '09 at 2:05pm

there are a lot of type tees that i would never want to wear.

Bramish on Mar 22 '09 at 2:09pm

About 75% of the catalogue I wouldn't enjoy wearing.

Goatse is probably the one I'd pick.

dunz0 on Mar 22 '09 at 2:54pm

deadless creeps me out so much. so that one.

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