Beasts eat rissoles is a treatise I have put together that ridicules human kind for its love of meat, meat was sanctioned by the devil himself, meat is often the cause of stereotyping in the community, meat pollutes, meat is a revolution, meat is made from bats, meat is turmoil, meat is a vendetta the local police have for graffiti artsists, meat is pain, meat shall rise from the depths of the ocean, meat will cause starvation, did you know the acronym for meat - Merry Earl Ate Tyranosauras! Pan himself was known to throw meat at Unicorns!!

These are but a few reasons to not eat meat again, if this advice is not adhered too well you only have yourself to blame!