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nym
aka Lizz is a 24.18 year old girl, has been a member since November 25, 2006, has scored 193 submissions, giving an average score of 3.42, helping 1 designs get printed.
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Bacon is like meat candy.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Well by MY logic, I'm the queen of fairyland.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Calling yourself pretentious is a double-negative.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My love is like flowers: pretty for now, but already dead inside.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, go back and gain more levels.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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lol looks like a man drowning. Why would you laugh at that?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Instead of lol, try "I recognize that what you said is amusi
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Someone needs a hug - and by someone, I mean me.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Turtlenecks are the best defense against vampires.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Turtlenecks are like vampires; they're all about necks.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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lolcats: an English major's worst enemy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Paris in the the spring.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Rings are just handcuffs for your fingers.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Life is a choose your own adventure story.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Change is inevitable, but I'd rather have dollars.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I've lived for x years and all I've got to show is this shirt.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Communists have no class.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Onomatopoeia's make the best sounds.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Om-nom-onomatopoeia's are the best sounds ever!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Strangely enough, my face doesn't look like :) or :( or :D or ^_^
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Did someone say cuddle puddle?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Roflcopter goes swish swish swish swish swish
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Why did I ever dislike naptime as a child?
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Why isn't the word "palindrome" a palindrome?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If you have chocolate, you're my new best friend.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I won't tell you I'm a ninja - we never give ourselves away!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The past is just that.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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This was all I could find that was clean.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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If I had money, would I be wearing this shirt?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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You don't wanna know where the last guy is who mocked my shirt.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The Platypus - the penultimate evolution.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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When I said that I\'d hit that, I meant with my car...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Procrastinating? Of course I'm not - oh hey, is that a rabbit?!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Deep inside, I'm all cuddly - if you like to cuddle with insides.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Why yes, I am as pretentious as I appear!
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Don't break my three lesser than symbol!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I three lesser than symbol you!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Deep inside, I'm actually quite gooey.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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11:11 - make a wish!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I cannot brain; I has the dumb.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Professional T-Shirt Tester
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Peas on Earth, and Mashed Potatoes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Finding "x" is only useful if you're a pirate.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Existence: Prove it.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Materialists do it like they're getting something out of it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Personally, I blame the dog.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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My t-shirt hides my massive, rippling, impressive... gut.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I must be cool - my t-shirt says so every time I wear it!
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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This is no ordinary t-shirt - it's +5 cotton armor!
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Pants: The ultimate form of torture.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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On strike until I can walk around shirtless without persecution!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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lol, omg wtf u, stfu b4 i pwn u, n00b!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Back in my day, we only had white t-shirts, and we were happy!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You kids and your slogan t-shirts...
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I don't need your opinion - do I?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Threadless: Because otherwise, the restaurant won\'t let me in.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Communism: giving Americans something to fear since 1949.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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If you're a communist, you've got no class.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I speak fluent Rice Krispie.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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This situation is weird enough to warrant an awkward albatross.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I came, I saw, I blogged
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'll Face your Book, if you My my Space!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Si vous pouvez comprendre ce T-shirt, vous pouvez me parler.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I conjugate verbs in my sleep.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Did it hurt? You know, when this pick-up line died?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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God bless us, every one (except for you).
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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At least the internet will always love me...
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Minger: If you have to ask what it means, you already are one.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Je deteste le francais.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Peon? Peon my foot!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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When I said that I'd hit that, I meant with my car.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Punctuation - It! Helps, people; understand! "Your" sen
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Your mom liked my t-shirt.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Say NO to stupidity. Together, we can stop the epidemic.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm just a figment of your imagination. Sorry about that.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I'm actually just a figment of your imagination.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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No! Don't look at me!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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It takes mad skills to fall UP a flight of stairs.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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Falling down stairs is painful; falling up stairs is awkward.
of 23 votes, 57% like it
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Read this shirt and DIE.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Is this shirt funny enough for you?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Life isn't perfect;neither was your mom, but I'm not complaining.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Just... no. Please stop before you even open your mouth.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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This t-shirt: All the cool kids are wearing it.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Hollywood has taught me to fear young children.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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English majors spell it right the first time.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Chainsaw > Zombies
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I took both the red and blue pill... now all I see is purple.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Shakespeare reminds everyone to put prose before ho's.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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11:11 - I wished for a taco.
So... where's my taco?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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After cafeteria food, going vegan is sounding better and better.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Wanna hear my evil laugh of doom and despair?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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At least you'll never leave me, cheeseburger... *nom*
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Go ahead, diagram this sentence!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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When we run out of cows, we'll just go after the vegetarians.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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I'll show you iambic pentameter!
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Hey! Look! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Look!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt is the only thing keeping me from being bare chested.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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The pop-ups tell me that I need to update my Adobe NOW!!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The journey of a thousand miles would be quicker in a car
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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High School is where Shakespeare goes to die
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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I'd rather be wearing a different shirt
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I rock my own socks off.
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
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of 20 votes, 15% like it
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/\/-3-|2-|)-5 |2-\_/-1-3
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Admit it - you think this shirt is hilarious. Don't be ashamed.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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AHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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AHHH! A Talking Muffin!!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Am I distracting you yet?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Bargon wanchi kox paa, Solo, hoo hoo hoo!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Be careful with those Tarot -- Oops! Well, there goes New York.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Be quiet, the men are talking
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Child-friendly, smoke-free, chosen by Cthulhu - what's to change?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Chuck Norris invented air.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Do you smell that? Is it smoke? Or fire? Oh, wait... it's a BURN!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Duct tape is my hero.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Eeny, Meanie, Miney, Moe...
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Hello, My Name is Blank.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I <3 Cthulhu
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I just joined the Pen 15 club!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'd hit it... twice... and once in the morning.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not paranoid - this shirt really is always on my back.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Ich hasse Deutsches.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Instead of going to work today, I think I'll call in undead.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Make like an abusive husband and beat it
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Mercenary for hire
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Michael Jackson for Pope. New look, Same touch.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Milk vs. Dark vs. White: The true Ultimate Battle (of chocolate)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My feelings are actually quite tasty.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My other ride is Frankenstein's Monster.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Necklaces just chain you down.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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No, anything but that! NO! Please, stay away! Get away from me!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Odio español.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Oh hais! I can haz overused internetz jokez nao plez?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Oh, you want to keep your hand? Then get it off of me. NOW.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Ooh! Ohh! Pick me! Pick me! Me! Over here! Right here! Yeah, me!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Raise up your tentacles if you're a fan of Cthulhu!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Reading my shirt won't make you think. I don't want to hurt you.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Scary movies have taught me - children are scary and evil!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Stake out a claim on your very own vampire today!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This is not a t-shirt - it's +2 cotton armor
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is 100% wear wolf-skin.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt it 100% werewolfskin.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Want to hear my evil laugh?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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WWCD - What Would Cthulhu Do?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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