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tofurky aka Furk is a 15.12 year old boy, has been a member since November 25, 2006, has scored 19498 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30.

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Jul 06 '08 by tofurky

47 Comments

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Peanut Butter

Do any of yous eat peanut butter straight from the jar?

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:06pm

*barf*

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:06pm

* chunky barf *

bobobob1230 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:08pm

i totally do, like from a spoon
because it's awesome.

synecdoche on Jul 06 '08 at 5:10pm

Yes, of course.

tofurky on Jul 06 '08 at 5:11pm

Chunky Peanut Butter= Win

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:13pm

You Americans have a major hard on for peanut butter don't you? I mean you even put it in your chocolate bars - whats that all about? In the U.K it's a minority fringe sandwich filling.

* shudder*

squirrel67 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:13pm

= the devils jism

kiLLyou on Jul 06 '08 at 5:14pm

heLL yeah!

tofurky on Jul 06 '08 at 5:15pm

I am not american.

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:17pm

Have you ever drunk potato Juice - now that is the Devils Jism.

tofurky on Jul 06 '08 at 5:18pm

Potato Juice? that does sound like devil jam.

tofurky on Jul 06 '08 at 5:19pm

I have heard of Potato Milk before.. never had it.

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:19pm

ok - sorry for the assumption. You have no excuse in that case. You need to get professional help. have you tried hyponotherapy?

midi-chlorinated on Jul 06 '08 at 5:21pm

guilty

kiLLyou on Jul 06 '08 at 5:22pm

what the bloody hell is wrong with peanut butter?

tofurky on Jul 06 '08 at 5:22pm

Im not going to have anymore, because after three spoonfuls my stomach hurts.

kiLLyou on Jul 06 '08 at 5:24pm

I'm going to have some marmite

xiv on Jul 06 '08 at 5:25pm

peanut butter + banana sandwiches are delicious.

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:26pm

That's it, make yourself sick - create an aversion to it.

Kill you - I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, some of my best friends know people who eat peanut butter. All I'm saying is that the world would be a better place without it.

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:27pm

xiv - way to raise the nausea level my friend - you have to be kidding me.

squirrel67 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:28pm

kiLLyou on Jul 06 '08 at 5:22pm
what the bloody hell is wrong with peanut butter?
Tastes disgusting and makes your breath smell like foot rot. Apart from that, it's fine.

shibby558899 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:29pm

I did when I was back at school, but now I'm home for the summer so I've stopped temporarily.

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:31pm

Lol @ squigs67. When you stopped shibby did you use patches?

squeegebeckenheim on Jul 06 '08 at 5:33pm

Peanut butter is amazing! ONLY smooth though. Chunky makes me vomit.

shibby558899 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:37pm

I basically just smeared the peanut butter all over my body and let it soak in through the pores.

squirrel67 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:44pm

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:31pm
Lol @ squigs67. When you stopped shibby did you use patches?
I'm sorry, I only speak English. Que esta "shibby"?
I'm sad now, because I spilled alcohol copy pasting . On my keyboard. Yeh, sniff.

bobobob1230 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:47pm

i'm surprised that peanut butter is getting dissed by a guy with "spam" in his username
and 69. not a tasty mix, no pun intended

just kidding.

there are 2 types of peanut butter. processed and fresh. maybe you haven't had the processed type that is awesome?
fresh is pretty good...

squirrel67 on Jul 06 '08 at 5:50pm

Maybe after Sham69 - you know, the really cool punk band?

tofurky on Jul 06 '08 at 6:31pm

I once put some peanuts in a blender, and made my own peanut butter.
That was awesome.

Spam69 on Jul 06 '08 at 10:30pm

Squig67 - Shibby was the user name of the guy commenting before and after you and yes Spam 69 is a corruption of the band Sham 69 - you're only the 2nd person to have made that connection :)

squirrel67 on Jul 07 '08 at 3:24am

You're evidently a person of very good taste. C'mon...c'mon..hurry up Harry, c'mon.

SteveOramA on Jul 07 '08 at 3:58am

peanut butter is the best. i clicked on this blog title just because of it.

tofurky on Jul 07 '08 at 11:54am

YAY for peanut Butter

jean_warhol on Jul 07 '08 at 12:02pm

duh

mz. kat-ii on Jul 07 '08 at 12:05pm

choc chip peanut butter in a tube is pretty good by itself

Spam69 on Jul 08 '08 at 3:22am

I'm sorry I can't let this blog end on a positive note - peanut butter sucks big time.

End of...........

radiostaticstar on Jul 08 '08 at 3:36am

chunky peanut butter+bananas+honey+whole wheat bread=heavenly goodness...

2 days later

so contrived on Jul 10 '08 at 3:33pm

no way, JIF creamy peanut butter with either A:nuttela or B: fluff!!!!! oh yeah

kiLLyou on Jul 10 '08 at 4:10pm

Peanut Butter FTFW!!

Framble on Jul 10 '08 at 4:17pm

Yes, but not often....... and chunky all the way!

4 days later

tofurky on Jul 14 '08 at 7:03pm

I did it again today

Jembrmstr on Jul 14 '08 at 7:16pm

they now have peanut butter and honey mixed!!! i wish it was chunky though.

Jembrmstr on Jul 14 '08 at 7:20pm

* note i have not been to the grocery store in abut a year. so if they have had it for a long time then i jsut saw it. also peanut butter is good in:
cereal
hot cereal (grits, cream of wheat, otameal, ect)
bologna and onions (as a sandwich)
any kind of mix with chocolate
liverwurst (liver sausage)
ham, no seriously
chicken even more serious
and ill add more if i remember

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 14 '08 at 7:59pm

I loves me some straight up penut butter.

In my wilder daze, I took mushrooms once and was eating from a jar of peanut butter with a spoon. When i ate my first bite and put the spoon back into the jar, that is when i got the sensation of putting the spoon in my mouth. And then when i put the spoon in my mouth, that's when it felt like i was digging into the jar for another bite! I was also watching City Slicker 2:The Legends of Curly's Gold as well where everyone on the television was a dark purple color, but that's another story!

tofurky on Jul 14 '08 at 9:29pm

Peanut Butter on pancakes are amazing