i was a pretty chubby kid and when i was 16 i got a new mountain bike. thinking i was cool and wanting to go as fast as possible i hit this part of the bike path where you go on this dirt portion and come down this hill onto the paved part. once on the pavement you can pump these three turns (the path is angled really nicely) so my tires were humming cause i was going so fast. fully enjoying it i decided to look down for a second while i went over this bridge........bad idea... i looked back up to see this skinny guy on a ten speed with huge eyes right in my path. we collided. hard i knoced him back making it the first time i made a grown man cry! i got back on my bike and rode it home with bent forks and all.

last year i decided to drink and then run up my friends stairs which just happen to be about 1/4 of an inch taller than mine. i hit my left big toe on the top of the stair compacting it so hard it doesnt bend right and pops all funny.

A few weeks ago I was baking cookies and dropped the sack of flour. It all shot up in my face, so I stumbled backwards a bit, running into the corner of the chopping block and then falling down. Hahaha. I ended up having a huge bruise where I ran into the chopping block and then a few more bruises from where I fell.

Then my sister laughed at me.

woahhh angelito that looks so painful!!!!

He he truth be told it is quite - but I am staunch! :)

One happy guy fawkes, I was out at the park with my boyfriend's mates... and all 4 of us decided to all hop on the see-saw at once. It proved to be a bad idea, being the lightest of the group.

I got launched into the air... but I didn't let go of the handle, so I faceplanted down into the main see-saw metal bar thing- Hard. The bruise stretched from my forehead to my collarbone. Ouch.

Lucky for me, I didn't actually break anything. Not even my glasses. My boyfriend wanted me to go to hospital, but I was laughing so much he must have figured I was ok.

I refuse to be the threadkiller on such a good topic. Major bump.

my brother broke his leg kicking me.

i broke both my wrists at the same time whilst hitting a tree when down hill mountain biking. i also got punched in the face the same week so i looked ridiculous. who punches a guy with 2 arms in plaster?

This weekend we were at my cabin, and a storm hit with hurricane winds that took down 7 trees, and two fell on the car.

While there, I got 105 mosquito bites on my arms alone.

I counted.