tofurky
tofurky aka Furk is a 15 year old boy, has been a member since November 25, 2006, has scored 19051 submissions, giving an average score of 2.28.
  Apr 17 '08 by tofurky        160 Comments        Watch this
this blog inspired by my friend who got drunk, Punched a tree and broke his wrist.
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Wiffler
Wiffler on Apr 17 '08 at 9:46pm
broke my hand playing wiffleball
sonmi
   sonmi on Apr 17 '08 at 9:47pm
got superglue in my eye
angelito
angelito on Apr 17 '08 at 9:47pm
broke my wrist rock and roll dancing in rehearsals for the school production of Grease

:D
professorE
professorE on Apr 17 '08 at 9:49pm
I burn my mouth every time I cook a frozen pizza, or order one at a restaurant. EVERY TIME!
tofurky
tofurky on Apr 17 '08 at 9:50pm
I scraped the side of my wrist down to the bone while climbing a bunk-bed.
tofurky
tofurky on Apr 17 '08 at 9:50pm
I have fallen off a bed and gotten carpet burn between my eyes.
tofurky
tofurky on Apr 17 '08 at 9:51pm
I have gotted a 2nd degree burn on my chin from eating pizza.
renfrue
   renfrue on Apr 17 '08 at 9:51pm
powerstapled my hand
tofurky
tofurky on Apr 17 '08 at 9:55pm
Hey renfrue did you get your drawing?
renfrue
   renfrue on Apr 17 '08 at 9:56pm
nope, i go lookie
renfrue
   renfrue on Apr 17 '08 at 9:58pm
nice
you took a pic of it?
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 17 '08 at 10:00pm
I pinched my stomach playing with a rusted pogo stick.
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Apr 17 '08 at 10:00pm
I fell out of the shower.
professorE
professorE on Apr 17 '08 at 10:02pm
When I was in third grade, I was tring to launch a pencil with a rubberband, similar to a bow and arrow. The pencil flipped around and stabbed me in the lip. I still have a mark from it.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Apr 17 '08 at 10:03pm
I got first degree burns all over my body when I forgot that I was the whitest person alive and didn't wear sunblock at Warped Tour.

I sprained my ankle while trying to put a shoe on and jump on a trampoline at the same time.

I stepped on a nail when walking around barefoot... Once had to get stitches after stepping on a shell at the beach.
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Apr 17 '08 at 10:05pm
This is the result of falling out of the shower and landing on my knee:
Bruised
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 17 '08 at 10:05pm
I challenged a cougar to a death match.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 17 '08 at 10:07pm
Hahaha....I forgot about this:

You should see the other guy!

I climbed into an industrial baler at work, and stabbed my leg on a spike in the door of it.
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 17 '08 at 10:07pm
fighting back 10 robbers.

Result = 1 broke nose.

all to get back a 10 dollars cap...
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 17 '08 at 10:08pm
got bit in the mouth by a dog when i was young
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 17 '08 at 10:09pm
broke a foot kicking a concrete wall
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 17 '08 at 10:11pm
and broke a rib reacting to a robber again.


this time i hit and run to save all may month payment.



i guess that is all.
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 17 '08 at 10:11pm
*my*
angelito
angelito on Apr 17 '08 at 10:11pm
Day 3?? | 13 April 2008 | The story goes....

OK so yesterday I flew back from Chicago to London. And instead of taking my usual way back from Heathrow I decided to take a different way, which is supposedly shorter and much less anger-inducing.

So I get to my tube stop. Try to find a cab. No cabs. So I catch the bus. Get off the bus. Still no cabs. Decide to catch the train (by this time I had realised that MY way of getting home from Heathrow is far superior to everyone elses, and I should have just gone with my gut).

Get to the station, and notice a sign that warns people to take care on the stairs, as every year there are over 20 stair-related injuries at train stations.

Internally snicker at all the idiots who fall down the stairs.

I fall down the stairs.

To be fair to myself, I WAS lugging a 20kg suitcase, AND two other bags. And I didn't really FALL as much as I took a wee tumble. But still. That'll teach me.

:P
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Apr 17 '08 at 10:12pm
I was running down a flight of stairs with some friends; we'd been dropping pottery off of the roof of the art building at school and were going to look at the mess...well, i tripped and pulled/tore everything in my foot. It was black for 3 months.
jet approves
jet approves on Apr 17 '08 at 10:15pm
in middle school i decided to go on an exercise machine backwards. i ended up flying over the front handle bar and a pedal smashed into my head. it was during super bowl half time so i refused to go to the emergency room. my dad held a towel on the back of my head for forever and eventually it stopped bleeding.
Wallace Inc.
Wallace Inc. on Apr 17 '08 at 10:16pm
Ran with scissors through house, stabbed self in thigh.
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Apr 17 '08 at 10:17pm
i dislocated my right shoulder (my good arm) whilst standing on one arm in a ridiculous break dance move
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on Apr 17 '08 at 10:23pm
i badly sprained my ankle while jumping on a trampoline with an obese person
Keter
Keter on Apr 17 '08 at 10:25pm
Smashed my finger flat in a garage door -- the thing went all flat and floppy like a cartoon of Wiley Coyote getting his foot smashed. Took 6 months for it to go back to a normal shape and get feeling back into it. And no, the nail didn't even turn black!!!
margolove
margolove on Apr 17 '08 at 10:27pm
hmmm

when I was twelve and I played softball, I ran full steam into the girl on first base because, technically, she was blocking the base and you're not allowed to do that.

My knee is still kind of messed up. It collided with hers. Thwack!
tofurky
tofurky on Apr 17 '08 at 10:30pm
Somehow My dad managed to break his leg sliding into home plate once, when he was a kid.
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Apr 17 '08 at 10:36pm
I was playing tag with my cousins when I was about 7 years old, was looking behind me and ran into a parked boat.

Yes. I ran into a parked boat. Hit the little ladder thingy and had to get 14 stitches across my eyebrow.

I guess I was one of those kids that needed a helmet...
Pizazz
Pizazz on Apr 17 '08 at 10:38pm
swinging a whittling knife at the edge of the workbench I was sitting at, and missing and hitting my leg
mype4nut
mype4nut on Apr 17 '08 at 10:40pm
Unrelated: I'm a pervert.

boysbeambitious, for a split second I thought that was your boobs.
jet approves
jet approves on Apr 17 '08 at 10:41pm
margolove on Apr 17 '08 at 10:27pm

when I was twelve and I played softball, I ran full steam into the girl on first base because, technically, she was blocking the base and you're not allowed to do that.


i was the annoying girl who ran into the people blocking the base, and then complained when a really chubby girl ran into me full force and knocked me completely down. i had the wind knocked out of me but she was still out.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Apr 17 '08 at 10:41pm
I've burned myself countless times because as it turns out water does not immediately cool hot frying pans.
jet approves
jet approves on Apr 17 '08 at 10:41pm
to clarify, i was a second baseman and it was a different game in which the girl annihilated me.
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Apr 17 '08 at 10:42pm
lol @ pe4nut
ladrones
   ladrones on Apr 17 '08 at 10:43pm
masturbating way too hard.
jet approves
jet approves on Apr 17 '08 at 10:43pm
in 8th grade i was trying to open a pocket knife and i couldn't get it with my fingers. i tried using my teeth and my tooth is still a little chipped from that.
mype4nut
mype4nut on Apr 17 '08 at 10:45pm
I once burned my face with a curling iron really badly, right before a date. I went anyway, but there was a giant stripe across my cheek for about a week.

I also once burned myself trying to catch a falling iron. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Apr 17 '08 at 10:46pm
ladrones on Apr 17 '08 at 10:43pm
masturbating way too hard.


lulz
jet approves
jet approves on Apr 17 '08 at 10:48pm
i sprained my ankle once running away from my dad, trying to get to the house first.
ladrones
   ladrones on Apr 17 '08 at 10:51pm
i was bested by a poptart.
true story
Noodlegirl
Noodlegirl on Apr 17 '08 at 10:54pm
i burned my hand with the cigarette lighter in a car. just to see how hot it was..

not one of my best moments.
Noodlegirl
Noodlegirl on Apr 17 '08 at 10:55pm
and another time i sprained my wrist for slamming my door too hard cause i was angry at my parents.
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Apr 17 '08 at 10:55pm
I was bored and taking staples apart, it slipped, and cut the skin between my thumb and pointer finger open. It was a big cut too, pretty terrifying.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Apr 17 '08 at 10:56pm
oo, I had a beesting there one priscilla
Edword
   Edword on Apr 17 '08 at 10:57pm
Broke my arm playing kick ball. A game were you barely use your arms.

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