broke my hand playing wiffleball

got superglue in my eye

broke my wrist rock and roll dancing in rehearsals for the school production of Grease

:D

I burn my mouth every time I cook a frozen pizza, or order one at a restaurant. EVERY TIME!

I scraped the side of my wrist down to the bone while climbing a bunk-bed.

I have fallen off a bed and gotten carpet burn between my eyes.

I have gotted a 2nd degree burn on my chin from eating pizza.

powerstapled my hand

Hey renfrue did you get your drawing?

nope, i go lookie

nice
you took a pic of it?

I pinched my stomach playing with a rusted pogo stick.

I fell out of the shower.

When I was in third grade, I was tring to launch a pencil with a rubberband, similar to a bow and arrow. The pencil flipped around and stabbed me in the lip. I still have a mark from it.

I got first degree burns all over my body when I forgot that I was the whitest person alive and didn't wear sunblock at Warped Tour.

I sprained my ankle while trying to put a shoe on and jump on a trampoline at the same time.

I stepped on a nail when walking around barefoot... Once had to get stitches after stepping on a shell at the beach.

This is the result of falling out of the shower and landing on my knee:

I challenged a cougar to a death match.

Hahaha....I forgot about this:



I climbed into an industrial baler at work, and stabbed my leg on a spike in the door of it.

fighting back 10 robbers.

Result = 1 broke nose.

all to get back a 10 dollars cap...

got bit in the mouth by a dog when i was young

broke a foot kicking a concrete wall

and broke a rib reacting to a robber again.


this time i hit and run to save all may month payment.



i guess that is all.

*my*

OK so yesterday I flew back from Chicago to London. And instead of taking my usual way back from Heathrow I decided to take a different way, which is supposedly shorter and much less anger-inducing.

So I get to my tube stop. Try to find a cab. No cabs. So I catch the bus. Get off the bus. Still no cabs. Decide to catch the train (by this time I had realised that MY way of getting home from Heathrow is far superior to everyone elses, and I should have just gone with my gut).

Get to the station, and notice a sign that warns people to take care on the stairs, as every year there are over 20 stair-related injuries at train stations.

Internally snicker at all the idiots who fall down the stairs.

I fall down the stairs.

To be fair to myself, I WAS lugging a 20kg suitcase, AND two other bags. And I didn't really FALL as much as I took a wee tumble. But still. That'll teach me.

:P

I was running down a flight of stairs with some friends; we'd been dropping pottery off of the roof of the art building at school and were going to look at the mess...well, i tripped and pulled/tore everything in my foot. It was black for 3 months.

in middle school i decided to go on an exercise machine backwards. i ended up flying over the front handle bar and a pedal smashed into my head. it was during super bowl half time so i refused to go to the emergency room. my dad held a towel on the back of my head for forever and eventually it stopped bleeding.

Ran with scissors through house, stabbed self in thigh.

i dislocated my right shoulder (my good arm) whilst standing on one arm in a ridiculous break dance move

i badly sprained my ankle while jumping on a trampoline with an obese person

Smashed my finger flat in a garage door -- the thing went all flat and floppy like a cartoon of Wiley Coyote getting his foot smashed. Took 6 months for it to go back to a normal shape and get feeling back into it. And no, the nail didn't even turn black!!!

hmmm

when I was twelve and I played softball, I ran full steam into the girl on first base because, technically, she was blocking the base and you're not allowed to do that.

My knee is still kind of messed up. It collided with hers. Thwack!

Somehow My dad managed to break his leg sliding into home plate once, when he was a kid.

I was playing tag with my cousins when I was about 7 years old, was looking behind me and ran into a parked boat.

Yes. I ran into a parked boat. Hit the little ladder thingy and had to get 14 stitches across my eyebrow.

I guess I was one of those kids that needed a helmet...

swinging a whittling knife at the edge of the workbench I was sitting at, and missing and hitting my leg

Unrelated: I'm a pervert.

boysbeambitious, for a split second I thought that was your boobs.

margolove on Apr 17 '08 at 10:27pm

when I was twelve and I played softball, I ran full steam into the girl on first base because, technically, she was blocking the base and you're not allowed to do that.

i was the annoying girl who ran into the people blocking the base, and then complained when a really chubby girl ran into me full force and knocked me completely down. i had the wind knocked out of me but she was still out.

I've burned myself countless times because as it turns out water does not immediately cool hot frying pans.

to clarify, i was a second baseman and it was a different game in which the girl annihilated me.

lol @ pe4nut

masturbating way too hard.

in 8th grade i was trying to open a pocket knife and i couldn't get it with my fingers. i tried using my teeth and my tooth is still a little chipped from that.

I once burned my face with a curling iron really badly, right before a date. I went anyway, but there was a giant stripe across my cheek for about a week.

I also once burned myself trying to catch a falling iron. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

ladrones on Apr 17 '08 at 10:43pm
masturbating way too hard.

lulz

i sprained my ankle once running away from my dad, trying to get to the house first.

i was bested by a poptart.
true story

i burned my hand with the cigarette lighter in a car. just to see how hot it was..

not one of my best moments.

and another time i sprained my wrist for slamming my door too hard cause i was angry at my parents.

I was bored and taking staples apart, it slipped, and cut the skin between my thumb and pointer finger open. It was a big cut too, pretty terrifying.

oo, I had a beesting there one priscilla

Broke my arm playing kick ball. A game were you barely use your arms.