tofurky
tofurky aka Furk is a 15.01 year old boy, has been a member since November 25, 2006, has scored 19055 submissions, giving an average score of 2.28.
  Apr 04 '08 by tofurky        69 Comments        Watch this
So theres this english rugby player staying at me house this weekend. I dont know what do to to entertain him? any ideas?
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iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:56pm
pee on his towel.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:57pm
you could do a tap dance.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:57pm
you could juggle chainsaws.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm
you could light his luggage on fire.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm
you could steal his pants.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm
you could tell a knock-knock joke.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm
you could spill all the jellybeans on the floor and count them together.
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm
Get him drunk - Rugger players are always heavy drinkers.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm
you could make a salad in the shower.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm
you could throw the ball as far as you can.
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm
Scrap that , go for idans jellybean idea
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm
you could drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm
you could paint each other's toenails.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm
you could make a puppet show.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm
you could fly.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm
you could squeeze your own orange juice.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm
you could dig a tunnel to the next adjacent town to your west.
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm
you could both learn all the words to Fleetwood macs Albatross and sing it in perfect harmony.
tofurky
tofurky on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm
Woah, having fun are we dan?
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm
Plan the perfect crime.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm
you could write him a love song and play it for him and give him a burned cd with the song on it and write the lyrics out and laminate them into a card shape so he can have it with him everywhere he goes.
Merzi
Merzi on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm
that'd be impressive
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm
you could poop under his pillow.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm
you could paint the entire house!
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm
Take him on a drive by clay pigeon shoot.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm
you could determine each other's "love compatibility."
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm
you could kill that pesky squirrel.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm
you could make paper airplanes.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm
you could make snowflakes out of paper and scissors.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm
you could recite the alphabet backwards.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm
you could write secrets on pieces of paper, put them in a hat and then take turns reading them out loud.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm
you could watch porn.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm
you could learn the dance to "Bye Bye Bye" by N*Sync and perform it on live television.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm
you could pet the dog.
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm
Discuss the finer points of Chevy Chase movies.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm
you could watch Wheel of Fortune.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm
you could eat as many butterfingers as you can in 5 minutes.
Merzi
Merzi on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm
find the last digit of pi
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm
you could blow up the air mattress and then lie on it whilst it deflates.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm
you could count to 1 million... twice.
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm
You could sit down and work out the ratio of idans comments to mine as afraction and then to the nearest decimal point.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:06pm
you could watch Jurrasic Park.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:06pm
you could play tag.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:06pm
you could imagine each other on a cloud looking down on London.
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:07pm
Compare penis sizes
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:07pm
Watch Jurrasic park again.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:07pm
you could restain the armoire.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:08pm
you could pick out an oufit for each other to wear the next day, no matter how silly it is!
Spam69
Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:08pm
Pluck stray hairs from each others backs
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:08pm
you could determine just how far one can shoot a staple using a standard swingline stapler.

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