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Apr 04 '08 by tofurky

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Well, now what?

So theres this english rugby player staying at me house this weekend. I dont know what do to to entertain him? any ideas?

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iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:56pm

pee on his towel.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:57pm

you could do a tap dance.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:57pm

you could juggle chainsaws.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm

you could light his luggage on fire.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm

you could steal his pants.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm

you could tell a knock-knock joke.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm

you could spill all the jellybeans on the floor and count them together.

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm

Get him drunk - Rugger players are always heavy drinkers.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:58pm

you could make a salad in the shower.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm

you could throw the ball as far as you can.

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm

Scrap that , go for idans jellybean idea

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm

you could drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm

you could paint each other's toenails.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 7:59pm

you could make a puppet show.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm

you could fly.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm

you could squeeze your own orange juice.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm

you could dig a tunnel to the next adjacent town to your west.

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:00pm

you could both learn all the words to Fleetwood macs Albatross and sing it in perfect harmony.

tofurky on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm

Woah, having fun are we dan?

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm

Plan the perfect crime.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm

you could write him a love song and play it for him and give him a burned cd with the song on it and write the lyrics out and laminate them into a card shape so he can have it with him everywhere he goes.

Merzi on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm

that'd be impressive

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:01pm

you could poop under his pillow.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm

you could paint the entire house!

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm

Take him on a drive by clay pigeon shoot.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm

you could determine each other's "love compatibility."

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm

you could kill that pesky squirrel.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:02pm

you could make paper airplanes.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm

you could make snowflakes out of paper and scissors.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm

you could recite the alphabet backwards.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm

you could write secrets on pieces of paper, put them in a hat and then take turns reading them out loud.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:03pm

you could watch porn.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm

you could learn the dance to "Bye Bye Bye" by N*Sync and perform it on live television.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm

you could pet the dog.

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm

Discuss the finer points of Chevy Chase movies.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:04pm

you could watch Wheel of Fortune.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm

you could eat as many butterfingers as you can in 5 minutes.

Merzi on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm

find the last digit of pi

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm

you could blow up the air mattress and then lie on it whilst it deflates.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm

you could count to 1 million... twice.

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:05pm

You could sit down and work out the ratio of idans comments to mine as afraction and then to the nearest decimal point.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:06pm

you could watch Jurrasic Park.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:06pm

you could play tag.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:06pm

you could imagine each other on a cloud looking down on London.

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:07pm

Compare penis sizes

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:07pm

Watch Jurrasic park again.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:07pm

you could restain the armoire.

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:08pm

you could pick out an oufit for each other to wear the next day, no matter how silly it is!

Spam69 on Apr 04 '08 at 8:08pm

Pluck stray hairs from each others backs

iDanSimpson on Apr 04 '08 at 8:08pm

you could determine just how far one can shoot a staple using a standard swingline stapler.

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