I am:
A Webcomic Artist
A Hardcore Gamer
A Would-Be Singer
An Artist in General
A Freak
A Unique Soul
An Open-Minded Person
A Coulrophobic Person
An Arachnaphobic Person
A Semi-Belonephobic Person
A Paranormal Expert
A Cat Lover
An Eclectic Person
A Short Tempered Person
A Laid Back Person

I am not:
A Rodeo Clown
A Tall Person
A Box
A Hairy Gargoyle From Planet Alpha 629
A ShowBoat
A Pretty Penny You Found On The Sidewalk
A Patio Furniture Set
A Talking Remote Control Toothbrush
A Flannel Shirt
A Golden Fish Of Dreams
The Soldering Iron Of Justice