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wicked-studios
aka Allison is a 23.48 year old girl, has been a member since November 22, 2006, has scored 7123 submissions, giving an average score of 1.46.
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Straight jackets should come in children's sizes.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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There are tiny terrorists in my yard disguised as garden gnomes.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Life is just a waste of death.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I see you, I look in your shopping cart, and I judge.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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The Vikings were WIMPS.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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NEWS: Firefighter fired for fighting fire with fire.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I had to take out a restraining order against my imaginary friend
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Origin of apathy discovered ... but nobody cares!
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog/cat.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Ahh to be young again. And also a robot.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Time wounds all heals.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I'm judging you by what's in your shopping cart.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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I am one with the universe - on a scale from one to ten.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Dogs believe they are humans. Cats believe they are God.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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The smell of a crowded elevator is quite different to a midget.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey, you're upside down!
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I used to be bad at math, but I turned that around 360 degrees.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Warning: Dates on the calendar are closer than they appear.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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I've been reincarnated ... AS MYSELF!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Congress is preparing to repeal the law of gravity.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Priest called in to exorcise school 'spirit'
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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NUNFIGHT AT THE O.K. CHAPEL
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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New religion proclaims: God is a flying spaghetti monster!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Researcher finds over 100 businesses that are like show business!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Catholic school sisters trade in wooden rulers for NUN CHUCKS!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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RESEARCHER CALCULATES SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL .000000000134%
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Cats are jerks.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Don't just do something! Stand there!
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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A bird in the hand is probably dead.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Is the glass half empty, half full or larger than it needs to be?
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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I'm in shape ... and that shape is round.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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pros and cons : PROgress is the opposite of CONgress
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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7/5 of all people do not understand fractions.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I participated in "Wear Your Thong to Work Day" 2007!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Global Warming = a VERY bright future for all of us
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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Proud supporter of straight jackets coming in children's sizes.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Feed your dog regularly or he will eat you.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Aliens are here for our Krispy Kremes!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Japan is breeding an army of Godzillas.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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There's a pain-free zone in hell for masochists.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Dying since the day I was born.
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Simon says ... "Don't read my shirt." You're out.
of 55 votes, 40% like it
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I have a serious case of the Mondays.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Step off. I'm currently utilizing my personal space.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I'm great at guessing people's weight ... and getting hit!
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Error 404 ... File not found
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Even diamonds start as coal.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Thousands of cotton plants were slaughtered for this T-Shirt.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Did everything just taste purple for a second?
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Every single moment leads up to now.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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1 tree makes 1000 matches, but 1 match burns 1000 trees.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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In my mad fury, my middle finger turned into a peace sign.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Abstinence makes the heart go fondle.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Abstinence makes the heart grow fondler.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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AMERICA'S LATEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS — VAMPIRES
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Blowing your nose makes you stupid.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Boogers turn me on.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Born to blossom. Bloom to perish.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Bum grapes.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Bunky Mutt
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Count to G? That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Crackers, Gromit!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Deja vu. Deja vu. Deja vu. Deja vu. Deja vu. Deja vu. Deja vu.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Did ya get that thing I sent ya?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Don't get me started.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Earwax DNA doesn't lie, Osama is a woman!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Every day's an alcoholiday!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Fish chat by farting.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Fun is good.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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George Washington wore wooden pants.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Good news: Hand grenades can kill demons!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Green is the new Red, White, and Blue.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Headline WWN: GRAVY TRAIN DERAILS
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Headline WWN: SATAN CAPTURED BY GIs IN IRAQ!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Hey! What smells like blue?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I found a headless body in a topless bar.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I learned everything I know at Fat Camp!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I planted some bird seed and a bird came up.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm blue. If I were green I would die.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm madder than a doctor with a busted golf club!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I've left this planet, but I'll be back.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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INNOVATIVE REAL ESTATE COMPANY OFFERS NEW LEASE ON LIFE!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Introducing "LITE" - the new "LIGHT" with 20
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Its all fun&games til some1loses n I Then its a game2find the
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus doesn't live here anymore.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus was a Japanese garlic farmer!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Kindeegarden drop owt.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Let Bill Live
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Life's a holiday. An alcoholiday.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Look ma - no brains!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Manditory IQ test has politicians shaking in their boots.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Mario squished my Goomba. = (
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Michael Jackson can hear through his nose.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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My eyes are up there. (arrow pointing upwards)
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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My toilet roll holder is possessed!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Nessie doesn't exist. It's just a GIANT duck.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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NEWS: Study finds that most studies are stupid.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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One in the hand is worth two in the WHERE!?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Parents: Forcing Kids To Eat Veggies Can Traumatize Them For Life
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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POLTERKITE TERRORIZES CENTRAL PARK LIKE A BLOOD-RED BIRD OF PREY
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Proud owner of Spice World on DVD!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Prune juice makes you stupid.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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RED neck, WHITE trash, and BLUE collar!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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RESEARCHER DETERMINES DEER AND ANTELOPE NEVER PLAYED TOGETHER!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Some people are too dumb to feel stupid.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Speaking of white trash...who might you be?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Spelling Bee Champeeyun!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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SURVEY REVEALS BEST THINGS IN LIFE COST AT LEAST $5,000
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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The Revolution will not be televised. The Revolution will be live
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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There are 3 kinds of people; ones who can count & ones who ca
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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There are tiny terrorists disguised as garden gnomes in my yard.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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There's a new drug craze sweeping the nation, SNIFFING MONEY.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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There's no crying in baseball.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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TURNING BACK INTO APES Sports fans & politicians most suscept
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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WARNING: Smoking can turn you gay!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" sig
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Will eating Count Chocula cereal turn me into a tasty vampire?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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[front] Let Bill Live [back] Kill Bill
of 69 votes, 10% like it
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