claude.mercure
claude.mercure aka Claude Mercure is a boy, has been a member since November 21, 2006, has scored 1149 submissions, giving an average score of 2.47.
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ego/claudecub
This is what happens when people have sex.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
Four out of five gods say the fifth one is fictional.
of 49 votes, 39% like it
Ask me about my personality disorder!
of 48 votes, 31% like it
Gazpacho is also a dish best served cold.
of 68 votes, 31% like it
What would we do without rhetorical questions?
of 75 votes, 44% like it
Have you ever noticed that observational humor is cliché?
of 85 votes, 36% like it
In case of zombification, please remove my head.
of 90 votes, 44% like it
I dislocated my shoulder trying to reach for the stars.
of 95 votes, 36% like it
Was reading my shirt as exciting as you'd hoped?
of 97 votes, 32% like it
My friends are robbing your house right now.
of 97 votes, 35% like it
Wow, I made it out of the house today!
of 100 votes, 34% like it
Friends don't let friends line-dance.
of 105 votes, 43% like it
I'm not too crazy about that whole 'working for a living' idea...
of 107 votes, 41% like it
Tofu: the other, other white meat.
of 112 votes, 35% like it
Who needs Hell when we have Celine Dion right here on Earth?
of 109 votes, 32% like it
When you're asleep a clown comes to your window and looks at you.
of 112 votes, 34% like it
As I distract you with this shirt,my associate takes your wallet.
of 111 votes, 41% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*chestal area*
of 38 votes, 21% like it
*insert trendy band name here*
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Any fool can talk to the animals. They just don't reply.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Ask me about my belligerent attitude!
of 47 votes, 28% like it
Been there, done that, drank the Kool-Aid.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Been there, done that, got the rash.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Bile springs eternal.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
BORN TO FUCK.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
Butterflies are free. Moths are $2 a dozen.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Congratulations on making it this far.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Deodorant - who needs it!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Evolution: God's way of saying, 'I don't exist!'
of 47 votes, 23% like it
Four out of five dentists agree: I'm awesome!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Four out of five gods say the other gods don't exist
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Gazpacho, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Half-full, half-empty... Just drink it before it goes stale!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Hey, let's talk about religion and politics!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
I am unworthy of the attention you are lavishing on me.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
I like berries.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
I pity the fool who takes advice from Mr. T.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I predict you will finish reading this sentence.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I taste like cookies!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
I'm NOT high-maintenance. I'm challenging.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I'm what you get if you finish your vegetables.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
I've got Attention Deficit D- OMG, IS THAT CELERY??!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Love is in the air. Luckily I took my anti-allergy medicine.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
Me: where the awesomeness never stops.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
my other shirt is urine-stained
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Read my shirt. Wow. Quite the obedient zealot, aren't we?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
Sexual intercourse is pleasant.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
smiling on the inside
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Someday, my army of blood-thirsty ponies will take over the world
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Strangers are folks I haven't had the chance to alienate yet.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
They love me in Finland.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Watch your f***ing language!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Welcome to Shirt. Population: me.
of 109 votes, 28% like it
Welcome to the bottom of the barrel.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Why are you blushing?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
WOW! I'm incredibly attractive!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
You can't make an omelette without killing a few children.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
You should really get a doctor to look at that...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
My gallery photos
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My designs
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All about me
I use my own photographs as a base for my designs, as well as images I've found and arranged together in a way I think is artistic, fun, and/or weird.

Of course I can't submit a collage of found images as a t-shirt design, so I manipulate them, draw on top of them, etc. So my creative efforts are directed towards the composition, the choice of images, and the way those images work together.

I want Threadless to print:
Call of the Wild

I want Threadless to reprint:
Candy For Baby
Don't Play With Matches
Wrath of the Sofa
Pet Octopus
Water Tower
Stabby McKnife
A Choice You Need To Make

shirts I own:
Captain Bellyflop Strikes Again
Pandamonium
Permafrost Pollution
I Like Trees Too
Playful Hands
Technology Ruins Nature (dumb title, cute shirt)
Lil' Soap
Burn
The Captain's Dream
Doin' My Best
Happy Harvest
Till Death Do Us Part
Trojan Hearse
Bleeding Heart
Haikus are easy but...
Hrududu... The New Guy
Deer Organ
Descent
Don't Worry
Only In Dreams
Marshmallow Factory
mmmh..Delicious
Mother Knows Best
Quack Attack
Stupid Raisins, Stay Out Of My Cookies
Emotional Trip
Meat is Murder... Tasty, Tasty Murder
Mr. Choppy

Update: May 12, '08
Update: David Thorley
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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