*chestal area*
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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*insert trendy band name here*
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Any fool can talk to the animals. They just don't reply.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Ask me about my belligerent attitude!
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Been there, done that, drank the Kool-Aid.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Been there, done that, got the rash.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Bile springs eternal.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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BORN TO FUCK.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Butterflies are free. Moths are $2 a dozen.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Congratulations on making it this far.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Deodorant - who needs it!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Evolution: God's way of saying, 'I don't exist!'
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Four out of five dentists agree: I'm awesome!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Four out of five gods say the other gods don't exist
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Gazpacho, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Half-full, half-empty... Just drink it before it goes stale!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Hey, let's talk about religion and politics!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I am unworthy of the attention you are lavishing on me.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I like berries.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I pity the fool who takes advice from Mr. T.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I predict you will finish reading this sentence.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I taste like cookies!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I'm NOT high-maintenance. I'm challenging.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm what you get if you finish your vegetables.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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I've got Attention Deficit D- OMG, IS THAT CELERY??!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Love is in the air. Luckily I took my anti-allergy medicine.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Make brownies, not frownies.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Me: where the awesomeness never stops.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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my other shirt is urine-stained
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Read my shirt. Wow. Quite the obedient zealot, aren't we?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Sexual intercourse is pleasant.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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smiling on the inside
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Someday, my army of blood-thirsty ponies will take over the world
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Strangers are folks I haven't had the chance to alienate yet.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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They love me in Finland.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Watch your f***ing language!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Welcome to Shirt. Population: me.
of 109 votes, 28% like it
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Welcome to the bottom of the barrel.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Why are you blushing?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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WOW! I'm incredibly attractive!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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You can't make an omelette without killing a few children.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You should really get a doctor to look at that...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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