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Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle aka Ben is a 24.69 year old boy, has been a member since November 21, 2006, has scored 748 submissions, giving an average score of 3.14.
  Dec 25 '06 by Benja Shuffle        35 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I Have Metal Nipples for You
Merry Christmas to me, for I have Threadless stuff at long last!

As soon as I get my hair hacked down to manageable length, I'm taking pictures and putting them up here. Then I'll be a real Threadless person. Maybe then I can design stuff and feel real cool.Now if only they'd reprint the kabuki rider shirt, because I pretty much need it.

No one reads this blog. No one cares. I have no presence here, and as such my blogging efforts are pretty silly. But it's late, I'm tired, it's Christmas Day and I have to work in exactly 7 hours and 10 minutes, according to Potato's clock.

Trivia!: Potato, or Tater for short, is the official name of my laptop.

Edit: Holy crappanoni. I just noticed that the previous post I did has like seventeen comments. Wow. Threadless has just officially been deemed the friendliest place to be on the web.

Was iPear threatening me or the other guy?

I'm listening to the Sonic CD soundtrack. That's it./edit

Keep the sunshine always in your heart,
-benja

Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:27am
If I comment on my own blog, is that illegal?

Is it, like, comment inflation?

There's a word for it with stocks, where you change the value by talking up the stock and getting others to buy it. I forgot the word. I must go watch that episode of The West Wing so that I can appear intelligent.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:30am
You type a lot like a friend I know.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:30am
Rather, a friend I used to know.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Dec 26 '06 at 12:32am
Dude, watching the west wind does not make you appear intelligent.

If you want to do that, go buy a volume Of Shakespeare and put it in noticeable places
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:32am
I don't think I know you. I must not be that friend.

Is it a good thing that I type this way, or a bad thing?
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:33am
I have a dogeared volume of Shakespeare.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Dec 26 '06 at 12:35am
Well, then you have no need to appear intelligent.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Dec 26 '06 at 12:37am
You have a BS in Creative writting.


That makes you awesome.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:38am
It makes me unemployable. And I don't have it yet.

But I am pretty freakin' awesome.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:38am
Well, are you a freshman comp sci major at harvard?
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:38am
It makes me unemployable. And I don't have it yet.

But I am pretty freakin' awesome.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:40am
No, I'm not. Are you?

Cause that might be kind of intimidating.

Then again, you never hear about Harvard's comp sci program.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Dec 26 '06 at 12:40am
ha ha
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:40am
Hey woah did I post between a double post, that's funny.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:41am
That's funny? No. That's skill.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:42am
Hahah, science at harvard? Please. Course 5 MIT, thanks.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:44am
MIT is a step up from SUNY Brockport.

I mean, my school is pronounced "soon-ee." That's the first thing people hear when they ask where I'm educated. Then they say, "Hah! Uh. I'm sorry. What?"
The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Dec 26 '06 at 12:44am
damn thats cool shirt man, don't under esta da te
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:45am
Hey, just because I'm a chem major, doesn't mean I can't sound out words. I know how SUNY is pronounced.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:47am
Hah. I'm an English major and I used to think it was more like Sunny.

But that was when I was like nine. Or fifteen.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:49am
I'm fifteen.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:51am
Well, fifteen and MIT would make me think you're a reasonably smart cookie after all.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:52am
I am many things.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:52am
Not that I doubt you, mind.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:55am
Why would you? If anywhere in the world would have 15 year old midget chemistry majors, it would be MIT.

I forgot to tell you I was a midget.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 12:59am
Anyways, see you around, tin tits.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 12:59am
this blogging/forum thing is intense. I might not have the stamina to do too much of this. I'll be blogging every ten minutes, waiting for the next midget fifteen year old MIT chemist to comment.

You know what sucks? That means you're six years younger than me, at a better school, majoring in something more useful, and you have like twenty million more Threadless shirts than I do. I would be like your monkey boy, if I was anyone's monkey boy.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 1:01am
Dude I'm obviously lying to you.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 1:03am
Yeah. You don't look like a midget.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 1:04am
Hi. I'm somewhat gullible.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 1:06am
You coulda just been short or something...
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 1:07am
FYI MIT does actually go by a numerical course system, and 5 really is chemistry. The buildings are all organized by number too, if you're ever lost on campus. But I'm no 15 year old chemist. [my course? 17: polisci]

I'm still here because my computer hiccupped and I need to clean up its mess.
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 1:09am
So.

You're a lying politician is what I get out of this exchange.
hadaloo
hadaloo on Dec 26 '06 at 1:12am
My ipod's head is spinning around and around and it's spewing bile, should I call a priest?
Benja Shuffle
Benja Shuffle on Dec 26 '06 at 1:14am
I'd have called the priest when my iPod grew a head.
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All about me
Not too much to say. I have a BS in Creative Writing, and I'm considering going back to school for something more useful, like New Media, Game Design or Graphic Design.

Um.

I have a dog? And a laptop. I like wire-fu movies and comics, Neil Gaiman and Charles Dickens, Barenaked Ladies and Counting Crows. I'm nuts about videogames; I'd like to design them someday. I like Chilidogs because Sonic the Hedgehog turned me onto them.

My broader "interests" that all those other websites ask for are generally as follows: Writing, Art, Videogames, Acting, Animation, Comics, Film, Photography, and Cooking.

I used to be very against a vast web presence, but right now I have accounts with MySpace, Facebook, Photobucket, PayPal, EBay, Xanga, Blogger, Flickr, ThinkGeek, Barnes & Noble, Threadless, and GamingAddicts.net (if it's still intact). I also have a fairly static Dot Net with my highschool buddy Kaitrin, and an equally static Dot Com in my name.