Profile for TheloniusMnk - Insult me and win STPs

TheloniusMnk aka has been a member since November 21, 2006, has scored 2619 submissions, giving an average score of 2.04.

Jun 22 '07 by TheloniusMnk

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Insult me and win STPs

The first person that makes me laugh out loud by insulting me in a random manner will get some Street Team Points.

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jun 22 '07 at 10:45pm

brett... on Jun 22 '07 at 10:46pm

you look like a mongoose

Polyester Jones on Jun 22 '07 at 10:46pm

Shut up or I'll crack your binding and dim your outlook.

(that's Charles Shultz btw)

the czar on Jun 22 '07 at 10:46pm

The real Thelonius Monk wants his name back

ladykat on Jun 22 '07 at 10:46pm

You rattle-brained thwacket-bearer, your STPs aren't worth the glass I skip upon.

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:47pm

I'm gunna betch slap you, shetface.

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:48pm

twat waffle!

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:48pm

crotch goblin!

isneked on Jun 22 '07 at 10:48pm

ur ghey in teh bad wai

brianm02 on Jun 22 '07 at 10:48pm

weiner faceeeeeeeeeee

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Jun 22 '07 at 10:49pm

YOU, MY FINE, FEATHERED FRIEND, ARE A CUNT MAGGOT!

brianm02 on Jun 22 '07 at 10:49pm

you have horrible anal seapage

chelly on Jun 22 '07 at 10:49pm

DIRTY MONKEY BALLS TAKE A SHOWER AFTER THINKING ABOUT YOUR BREATH

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jun 22 '07 at 10:49pm

You, sir, are an ass.

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:50pm

YER MUTHA!

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:52pm

You've got a dirty whoreish mouth.

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Jun 22 '07 at 10:53pm

I love you.

ladykat on Jun 22 '07 at 10:53pm

Curiously enough, the only thing that'll go through your head as I inflate your face and pop your exploded cheeks will be, "Oh no, not again."

Of course, if we knew exactly why that would be the only thing going through your puny, malnourished head at that point, we would know a lot less about the nature of the universe than we do now.

SheepMan22 on Jun 22 '07 at 10:54pm

i have explosive diarrhea and im gonna explode it all over your face

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:55pm

I'm gonna piss in your face! And fart in your mouth!

ladykat on Jun 22 '07 at 10:57pm

You engorgedly distempered coxcomb, you are no better than an amorphously effervescing Homer Simpson!

cassiepaige on Jun 22 '07 at 10:57pm

You are such a poopy head.

icebar on Jun 22 '07 at 10:57pm

what a pumpernickel-eating armadillomuncher.

juliejeremiah on Jun 22 '07 at 10:58pm

Take this quarter, go downtown, and get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face.

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jun 22 '07 at 10:58pm

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

ladykat on Jun 22 '07 at 10:58pm

Your future wife is a loud-mouthedly eye-offending pighead and your future son, a wretchedly obselescent Oliver Twist.

TheloniusMnk on Jun 22 '07 at 10:59pm

Haha I'm going to have to remember some of those. The first one that made me laugh though was the anal seepage one by brianm02. STPs coming your way buddy!