Bulimia: Twice The Taste, Zero Calories!
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Orbits Make The World Go 'Round
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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You're only on top of the world until you go to Hell.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Suburbia: Where They Kill The Trees, Then Name Streets After Them
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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Creativity: The Art Of Forgetting Where You Stole The Idea.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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I Swear To God I'm Atheist.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Work? Yeah, I tried that once. Worst 8 minutes of my life.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I Use Big Words To Obfuscate Others.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
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Mannequins are for dummies.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Palms And Knuckles Go Hand-in-Hand.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Good News! You Can Read!!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Big in Microatia
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Big In Micronesia
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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No, Really, I Bought This Shirt Online.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Whats A Rhetorical Question?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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My Shirt Is Controlling Your Mind As You Read This
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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I Salivate At The Mere Mention of Bacon.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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When Was Crap Ever Even Holy?
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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My Imaginary Friend Doesn't Like You Much.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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No, I Wasn't Always The Sharpest Spoon In The Drawer.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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Thank God for Threadless.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Pilgrims are the new pirates.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I Stay Up Late & Don't Do Anything Productive.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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I Helped Save The Planet & All I Got Was This Lame Organic Te
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I Helped Save The Planet & All I Got Was This Dumb Organic TS
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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84.3% of statistics are made up on the spot
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I'm just like you. Only better.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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You mean to tell me that you're NOT here for my entertainment?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I Answer When Nature Calls
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not a 'janitor'. I'm a Custodial Engineer.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Clever shirts are overrated.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I Salivate At The Mere Mention Of Bacon
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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This Shirt Is Public Domain
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I Take Pride In My Speling Skills.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Too Pretty To Join The Circus
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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I Do Things For The Sake Of Cliché.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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i lessthanthree you more.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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