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amberley
aka Amberley McCracken is a 23.86 year old girl, has been a member since November 14, 2006, has scored 213 submissions, giving an average score of 3.13, helping 5 designs get printed.
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what about methane offsets?
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm like the circus...in tents
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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the patriarchy only oppresses naughty girls
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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custodians are sweeping the nation
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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give me ambiguity, or give me something else.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a foxymoron
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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the birds and the bees are not the same species
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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crack: illegal on the streets, but okay on the sidewalks
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I suffer from Pantone Matching Syndrome
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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factions are the sects
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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procrastination is just noitanitsarcorp spelled backwards
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Beethoven didn't listen to the critics.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Mozart was outside the Bachs.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Support herbal remedies. (wink, wink)
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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aural sex gives you eargasms.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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the convent: an army of nun.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
...so why don't you marry it?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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a guitar hero is not an actual hero
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A midget flea market is a little bazaar.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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African-American is the new black
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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an xbox is what you put your exes in.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Baby I wish I was your nose, then maybe you'd blow me.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Blonde Chemistry: H202
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Bulgarians do it better.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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does this gut make my shirt look fat?
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Don't hate. Co-habitate.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Don't make me take this shirt off...
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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free bottled otter.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Ghandi: a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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go far away.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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happy on the inside
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I don't need your attitude. I have my own.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I eat club sandwhiches, and I'm not even a member!
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I hate this class.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I like my eggs unfertilized in the morning.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I'm jealous of your mom. She's had you inside her.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I'm like the circus...intents.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'm minding my own business, care to join me?
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not tired. I'm ugly.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this, you're a statistic.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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is it hot in here, or is it just menopause?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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my liver left me.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let's make out.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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sex-s=ex
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Stalin was Russian.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Support herbal remedies.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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this is my new shirt
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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this is my ugly shirt.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt matches your floor.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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what about Siamese-American twins?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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you voted for this shirt, didn't you?
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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you want my autograph?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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you're the pigment of my infatuation
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/392441/amberley
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
I'm a starving graphic design student. I want to be the best there's ever been. I'm famous (that's right, famous) for my obsucre sense of humor, tornadic organization, idealism and dramatic flair. My life is epic. I've learned everything I know so far through trial and lots of error. As t-shirts go, my style tends to be on the lighter side. I don't think t-shirts are the place to express depressing emo-ness. That should stay in the crappy poetry in the myspace blogs where it belongs. I just think Tees should be fun. There are some incredible designers on here, and i want to know what they think of my work. Also, if smething of mine doesn't get printed, email me and I'll fix you up right!
ambytbfl@gmail.com
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