Haha. This one made you think.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
|
All I ever do is lie.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
|
We are all related, get over it.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
|
|
What does roflcopter even mean!?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
Christmas is overrated.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
|
Every day when I wake up, I thank God he invented the computer.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
|
I feel naked.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
Ew, all I see is Muggles.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
Okay Elvis, your "death" is getting old.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
|
|
Insert witty statement here.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
Quick! Find me the nearest Facebook!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
Emo is so last year.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
|
If you all vote for me, I'll win.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
|
Ding-dong is the new knock-knock.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
|
Danny Devito I love your work!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
|
|
I judge you by your shoes.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
|
Send me back to the sixties!
of 47 votes, 23% like it
|
T-shirts with slogans are so now.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
|
|
I'd trash my car to get on Pimp My Ride.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
|
I call love emu, because there's a me and a you.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
|
I am now nude no more.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
|
|
We'll split the money sixty-sixty
of 46 votes, 11% like it
|
The Face That Munched A Thousand Chips
of 46 votes, 4% like it
|
I could do that with my eyes tied behind my back.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
|
|
I'll trade you three dollars for five?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
|
They never really did go to the moon did they..
of 46 votes, 17% like it
|
Are you gonna eat your tots?
of 46 votes, 15% like it
|
|
I almost peed in my pants.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
|
Going to McDonalds for salad = going to the Artic for warmth.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
|
I get wiggly F's instead of straight A's
of 55 votes, 15% like it
|
|
I'm a vegetarian's worst nightmare.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
Thank god for P.E
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
I supported Apple from the start.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Stuck In The 70s
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Five bucks if you can tell me who the president is.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Buy me a burger?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Subway Rocks McDonalds
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
I've stopped getting excited over celebrity couples.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
|
Ah! Crocs are taking over the world!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
|
I hate couples who wear matching shirts.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
|
So, you're a guy huh?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
I fake celebrity's signatures for a fiver.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
|
|
Audrey Hepburn
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Thoughts from a witty, smart, funny, pretty girl.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Spare me some change. This is the only shirt I could afford.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
|
That Ain't A Pretty Picture
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
How about an 'excuse me'?
of 56 votes, 7% like it
|
Touchee That Sucker..
of 56 votes, 4% like it
|
|
Comeback To Your Insult Still In The Making
of 55 votes, 15% like it
|
I was on Survivor Malachawkaweehoo
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Vote For Summer - Not Pedro
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Win 2000 my left bum cheek...
of 55 votes, 4% like it
|
Where my dogs at?
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
I love my days of the week undies.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
|
My parents were alive when Picasso died.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
|
Yes you are a fishball!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
|
Today I saw the world's shortest giant!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
|
Today I saw the world's tallest midget!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
God I'm Good!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Awww, this is a shame! This person is a complete loser..
of 55 votes, 4% like it
|
|
We're All Gonna Die!! Yeah..?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
|
Half the world is starving and the other half are on a diet.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
|
I'm A Nerd And Proud Of It
of 55 votes, 11% like it
|
|
My checkbook is full of blank checks!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
Lame Chop
of 55 votes, 2% like it
|
I have eleven fingers.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
|
MUM, not the baby pictures..
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
Omg, she is going to have a B.F!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
Please ground, swallow me up?
of 55 votes, 4% like it
|
|
So, when's it due?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
|
I hope this gets printed!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
|
God I actually tried to lick my elbow..
of 55 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Daddy, may I have a pony?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
Oh Reindeer Poo!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
|
You're a Tall Glass of Water and I'm Attracted to Moisture
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
