Yo Mama's so fat, she has Type 2 Diabetes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Well, inarguably, George W Bush was the all-time best president .
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so hot, I'm measured in Rankine.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Schrodinger's Nietzche is beyond good, evil...or both.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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(Panic at the) Disco is dead.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Thank God for Joe Pesci.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I tried to kill myself, and all I got was this stained shirt.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Schrodinger's Soup is either hot, cold...or both.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Schrodinger's Kurt Cobain is dead, alive...or both.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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James Blunt is a liar, sir!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Daniel Powter is a pessimist.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I hate Yoko Ono. ;)
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Yoko Ono killed the Beatles.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is esoteric.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Soup Fascist:
zyklon-b sold seperately.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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These pants are the most ill-fitting pair I've ever worn. ;)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm like Pasta-Roni:
Multicultural and cheap.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Vito Corleone will make you an offer you can't refuse. ;)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I came back to the future in the past to meet you here now.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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It's going to be really sad when you find out that I'm blind.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You're in luck, I just lowered my standards.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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A fist is like one hand praying all by itself.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Soup Dadist:
Cereal and Cats?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Soup Socialist:
This soup is in a transitive state.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Soup Ulrich:
Stop downloading my soup!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Soup Communist:
Soup for you, comrade!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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People from other cultures are stoopid.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Well this is awkward. One of us is going to have to leave.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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This is a pop culture reference!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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A well is just like a jacuzzi with high walls.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I read cookbooks for fun. ;)
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I would never use absolutes.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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I'm ambivalent, right?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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