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Yeshua aka Joshua Jardim is a 24.11 year old boy, has been a member since November 13, 2006, has scored 532 submissions, giving an average score of 2.53, helping 20 designs get printed.

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Feb 21 '07 by Yeshua
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The Never Ending Story

The point of this is to add a word or a phrase, (no more than a sentence) to the post directly above yours to see if we can create the most ridiculous and amazing story ever! I will start it here...

The other day in my backyard...

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shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:15am

a tarantula spun a web

Frank Vice on Feb 21 '07 at 11:16am

and i fucked it

chelly on Feb 21 '07 at 11:16am

until it became a shape of a woman.

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 11:17am

But when I opened my eyes, the fantasy was over and

deboraborialis on Feb 21 '07 at 11:18am

I scratched my nuts

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:18am

my pants were around my ankles, again.

chelly on Feb 21 '07 at 11:19am

Also, I still needed to save the world from

deboraborialis on Feb 21 '07 at 11:19am

And my arse was sore.

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 11:20am

When I saw my neighbor staring at me I

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:21am

ran, but fell over bc my pants were still at my ankles

skafiend007 on Feb 21 '07 at 11:21am

dropped my pants, waved it at them and said, "This is what I think of your inground swimming pool!"

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:23am

so i dipped my balls in the tepid water

deboraborialis on Feb 21 '07 at 11:23am

After the cops left

Jewstice on Feb 21 '07 at 11:24am

and thought of Charles Bronson

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 11:32am

I ran to the house and grabbed my Uzi.

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:33am

and by uzi, i meant my bong, and i packed it up with the purple nurple

lemonalle on Feb 21 '07 at 11:34am

which I smoked

skafiend007 on Feb 21 '07 at 11:35am

Which is why I thought the rhino was imaginary

lemonalle on Feb 21 '07 at 11:35am

and, consequently, why I have this horn in my ass

chelly on Feb 21 '07 at 11:37am

Also, I still needed to save the world from

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:38am

others getting horns in their arse, so i looked in the yellow pages

skafiend007 on Feb 21 '07 at 11:39am

under "horns, ass removals"...

lemonalle on Feb 21 '07 at 11:45am

Imagine my surprise when

skafiend007 on Feb 21 '07 at 11:47am

The "Ass Horn Removal" truck pulled up to my door

lemonalle on Feb 21 '07 at 11:47am

and out stepped

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 11:50am

justin timberlake in a dance belt with a tube of chapstick in his left hand.

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 11:59am

When I asked how the chapstick was supposed to get this horn out of my ass, he just said "bend over"

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 12:00pm

i felt nervous, but he's got a lot of experience with men's asses, i thought, so i bent over and

lemonalle on Feb 21 '07 at 12:01pm

he applied

skafiend007 on Feb 21 '07 at 12:05pm

the chapstick to my buttcheeks and told me "now get ready to bring sexy back!"

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 12:05pm

a generous amount of chapstick on the horn and it slipped right out, but when i felt it going in and out, I realized something was wrong.

shirtflirt on Feb 21 '07 at 12:06pm

he was in deed, bring his sexy to my back...

*scrubs brain w/ brillo pad for thinking those words

alacyt on Feb 21 '07 at 12:37pm

But when he saw that it was covered in hair...

skafiend007 on Feb 21 '07 at 12:59pm

he moonwalked back to his truck and tripped over my three-legged dog, Clive

Rambunkcious on Feb 21 '07 at 1:05pm

clive yelled out "good god how dare you moonwalk over me!"

The Crackers on Feb 21 '07 at 1:07pm

And then JT proceeded to

squintygirl on Feb 21 '07 at 1:10pm

sing falsetto

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 1:11pm

until the dog chewed off his remaining three legs.

jet approves on Feb 21 '07 at 1:30pm

Justin Timberlake, now an amputee,

lemonalle on Feb 21 '07 at 1:35pm

makes internet porn for fetishists

Jewstice on Feb 21 '07 at 1:36pm

Russel Crowe in particular

Stevethegreat on Feb 21 '07 at 1:37pm

however

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 2:17pm

prefers three legged dogs in bed.

squeegebeckenheim on Feb 21 '07 at 2:44pm

The dogs try to bite at Rusell's

deboraborialis on Feb 21 '07 at 2:54pm

Roast beef

ISABOA on Feb 21 '07 at 3:01pm

toga

Yeshua on Feb 21 '07 at 9:16pm

but then realized that Russel was the manliest man to ever walk to face of the earth, so

BrandonB11 on Feb 21 '07 at 9:24pm

i had anal sex with him

FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 22 '07 at 6:04am

and washed up in a stream filled with venomous paranha.

Yeshua on Feb 22 '07 at 10:07am

I couldn't sit down afterwards, so I just

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