I'm pretty sure I told my boss where to go at least 3 times a week. But we were friends, so I was allowed to say it.

Once I told my boss to eat me.



And I got away with it because he called me something first, and the boss above him liked me.



It was awesome.

I've liked all my bosses



one of them had a stutter so I never needed to put him down



and another is basically a borderline schizo

so....

Ah, yes. It felt good to tell my cocksucking old boss that he was, in fact, a cocksucker. Naturally, I told him this about 10 seconds before I concluded with, 'I QUIT!'

doesn't it feel sooooooooo good! My boss was such a dick, and even though I stutter, those words just flew out my mouth. My co-workers were rolling on the floor, he looked super miffed. I quit about a week later, surprised that he hadn't fired me.

and no,lol, I'm not one of Maltz's bosses.

It was about a week after I started at my new job and I was fed up with cleaning every day and not doing what I was hired to do, which was watch kids.



One day she asked me if I would clean, and I let out a huge sigh and said, "I don't want to, but I GUESS I can." and walked away.



I didn't know she was my boss though, a coworker informed me later.

I once told my boss if he put his hand on me again then the next place he'd be putting it was in a fucking cast.



He was on cocaine at the time -- he was frequently on coke -- and when he was, he'd get all in my personal space.

morning bump

i called my boss a "big ape" once.

I guess I was lucky until now, I always liked my boss so far..