Intersecting lines are unparalleled
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Red is my third favorite color at a traffic light.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Partly cloudy with a slight chance of inaccuracy
of 55 votes, 36% like it
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Narcissists: we know we're better than you
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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Macaroni and Cheese Dinner: not to be eaten for lunch
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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I have a soft spot for fontanel
of 69 votes, 7% like it
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The only thing to fear is fear itself. And that guy with a knife
of 77 votes, 25% like it
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Me + You = Cheesy Pickup Line
of 76 votes, 13% like it
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If it ain't a trite cliche, it ain't a t-shirt.
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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Text on this shirt subject to change without notice.
of 73 votes, 25% like it
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If I knew you'd be staring at my chest, I wouldn't have worn this
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Meh. I'll procrastinate later.
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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Look what you did! You got letters all over my nice clean shirt!
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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Always Low Standards. Always.
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Sometimes I have trouble focusing, but... oh look it's a birdie!
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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If the sentence gets too long write small and curve it like this
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of business in a year
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Buy one vowel get the second vowel at half price
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Name that Tune: Naa naa na na na na naa na na na na na na na naaa
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Does this text make me look fat?
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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You're all just trying to make me paranoid.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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