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zeropuntouno
aka Luca is a 35.83 year old boy, has been a member since November 11, 2006, has scored 4554 submissions, giving an average score of 0.29.
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I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my potential.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Taglines \'tag-linz'\ The bumperstickers of the internet
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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HAPPY Hallo Wine
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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No .sig is a good .sig
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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fake threadless
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Quotations are for people who are not saying things worth quoting
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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FIRST IN LAST OUT
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Per Mare, Per Terram
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Yesterday for today, today for tomorrow.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Answer Strongly Disagree.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Great minds travel in the same sewers.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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This is a UGT. (User Generated T-Shirt)
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Pop Not Corn
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My haystack had no needle!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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2 + 2 = 5 (for sufficiently large values of 2)
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Disks travel in packs.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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When 911 won't work .357 will!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Do not put statements in the negative form.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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We don't care. We don't have to. We're Telecom...
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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No free lunch in an ecosystem.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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"C++" should have been called "D"
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Parlez-Vous Franglais?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Confucius say too much.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Rubber bands have snappy endings!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Having two bathrooms ruins the capacity to co-operate.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I was arrested for selling illegal size paper.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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When the phone ain't ringing, that's me not calling.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'm mortified, petrified, stupefied by you.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Is it in my head...or in my heart?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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42% of all statistics are worthless.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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You'd sell your car to buy gas.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Support the helpless victims of computers.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Warning: Politicians can damage your wealth.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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The worst thing about censorship is **************************.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Without music, life would be a mistake.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Science asks why. I ask why not.
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Now that I've given up hope I feel much better...
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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The longer the title, the less important the job.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Murphy was an optimist.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Mmmm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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A harp is a nude piano.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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My parents met on MySpace.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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If it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
of 72 votes, 21% like it
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A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
of 75 votes, 25% like it
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I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
of 74 votes, 22% like it
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What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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KARAOKE is Japanese for "Tone Deaf".
of 87 votes, 20% like it
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I'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
of 88 votes, 20% like it
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
of 88 votes, 23% like it
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Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
of 87 votes, 17% like it
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
of 88 votes, 31% like it
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
of 85 votes, 20% like it
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Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
of 85 votes, 22% like it
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Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
of 82 votes, 20% like it
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Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
of 81 votes, 20% like it
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I drink to make other people interesting
of 88 votes, 20% like it
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(n) UMERICA (l)
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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And it's only ones and zeros.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Are we having Fahrvergn ugen yet?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Beyond the mountains, beyond the seas.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Ciao Ciao!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Computers Rule 01001111 01001011
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Constant change is here to stay.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Do ut des
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Don't do what I SAY, do what I mean!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Every man's work is a portrait of himself.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Everything bows to success, even grammar.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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faceabook
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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For people who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Forget the computer! Where's my abacus?
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Hindsight is always 20:20.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I am sweet and lovable at all times.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I bought a cordless extension cord
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I obey
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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If I were two faced, would I wear this one?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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If you see an onion ring, ANSWER IT!
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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It's hard to be serious when you're naked.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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ius primæ noctis
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Just doo it
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Killer Rabbit's Motto: "Lettuce Prey."
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Multitasking causes schizophrenia...
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Murphy is out there... waiting...
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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My hat covers my head... Just like hair used to!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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My other computer is a HAL 9000
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Never say, "Oops!"; always say, "Ah, interesting!&
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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never tired
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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None of you exist, my Sysop types all this in.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Nothing succeeds like excess.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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On and on with Ariston
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Only cosmetologists give make-up exams.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of WAIT!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Push the limit, and the limit will move away!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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So many pedestrians, so little time.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Space is big. Really big.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Speedy as the eagle, strong as the lion
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stamp out philately!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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That that is is not that that is not
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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The cause of problems are solutions!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL...
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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The Sushi Rave
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The Team Works
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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There is no remedy for fun but more fun!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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This door is baroque; please call Bach later.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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This tagline only to be removed by the consumer.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Todays subliminal message is " "
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Tomorrow is another gay
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa bill.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Variables won't; constants aren't.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Volcano: a mountain with hiccups.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Warranty void if tagline removed.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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We were unanimous - in fact everyone was unanimous.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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art director - cinema addicted - roma it
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