where is your brain today?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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nothing is thing no more of a morething nothing
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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parents on vacation, talk to face for party details
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I dont understand the whole obsession with Chuck Norris thing.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Warning: Doesnt like attention
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Slap a smile on your face and live.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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this shirt is a touchscreen.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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ive said LOL out loud before
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I hate rich people.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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where did eye contact go?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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im just a figment of your imagination
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Fuzzy Noodle Umbrella Zipperspoon
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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God=gamer Humans= The Sims
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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what ever happened to blank tees?
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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i love harry pooter
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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can you tell me what im doing here?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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tihs isf waht heaspnns wehn i stuay upd letae
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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You're looking at my shirt, Im looking at the crap on your shoe
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Ever forget what you're trying to say?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Sometimes I forget to have a purpose to what I say
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Stare at this shirt for 3 more seconds and I gut you like a fish
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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My dog is at your house chewing on your toothbrush
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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If you read this, you will be forced to give me a spongebath
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Can I go home?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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You think life is shit? Think of your toilet paper
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Walls are easy to talk to, they're so straight foward
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Ever feel like the clock is laughing at you?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Life's too short for chess
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I never forget a face, but I'll be nice and make an exception.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Life? It goes on. Yeah that about sums it up.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I last because I laugh
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Life is tough, deal with it.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I believe in God because when I prayed I heard myself talking
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I think God is the gamer and we are The Sims
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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My parents didnt like me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was "Shut up"
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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If I was left on a desert island, I'd bring rope to hang myself
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Gahhh you're cute
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Borrow money from pessimists. They won't expect it back
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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My puppy is my psychyatrist
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Our life's birth is our death's beginning
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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If you hear something ringing in your ears dont answer!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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To always be in love, never marry
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Nonsense poopypants!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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You know you like my shoes
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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My birthday was a week ago. You never even said happy birthday
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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My birthday was yesterday
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Hot tea makes me happy
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Eat that cake and you might as well tape it to your ass
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Only birds have feathers? No, people can too you know
of 48 votes, 0% like it
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Can you grade cheese? It's really hard to grate cheese.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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