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Jul 01 '08 by hanzabean

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Overheard (at work)

1. "at work" has 91 results in the blog searchmajigger.

2. "You don't know if you're vomiting or not?"

I work at an office of gastroenterology, and I guess I still didn't expect to hear that. I tried to contain my laughter so the med tech on the phone wouldn't get mad at me or something (all of the non-doctors there are women, except for a few guys who do the same thing as I do).

Also one of the ladies told me about and showed me her grey eyebrow hair (that's a singular hair, too).

So, I guess, what are funny things you've heard? I know there are other topics like this, but whateves. We're in the new millenium, and I'm all about results. And stuff like that.

shirtflirt on Jul 01 '08 at 7:32pm

"My office can't burn down, it's Saturday."

said the AP on the show i'm on

hanzabean on Jul 01 '08 at 7:41pm

heh.
I like that logic.

cassiepaige on Jul 01 '08 at 7:46pm

Oh man, there is so much stuff I hear from the childrenz at my work.

hanzabean on Jul 01 '08 at 7:53pm

Ahh!
Post some here! I remember ofthecoast did some with what her students said, and I laughed heartily.

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 01 '08 at 8:31pm

hahahaha, since i work in an ER, i hear funny/disgusting/ a little bit of both all day long. A sampling from tonight:

Patient: "Ooooh, i'm hurting so much i can barely talk!"
Doctor: "Well, you certainly seem to be talking a lot mam."

Doctor: "Is your name James?"
83 year old Patient: "Yes, actually both my son and myself are named James."
Son: "I'm Junior."
Doctor: "I think i might have guessed that one."

hanzabean on Jul 01 '08 at 8:47pm

Hehe, FrickinA.

There was something else I heard today that was sort of funny. Also, one time I told my dad I had some (clothes) hangers for him, and he thought I had said that I have some hemorrhoids for him (sometimes he excises/burns/freezes them out of people's bums! ew!).

hanzabean on Jul 01 '08 at 8:47pm

Mr Anonymous on Jul 01 '08 at 8:52pm

helpdesk tech: "You're welcome. Goodbye." *hangs up the phone* "What a fuck-tard!"

cassiepaige on Jul 02 '08 at 12:08am

I can't think of any off of the top of my head except one from the 1st day I started work.

Set the scene: I was standing at the sandbox watching some kids play in the sand when this little girl ran up to me and started pulling my arm.
Girl: Miss Cassie! Come here! There is a dragon in the jungle gym!
Me: Are you pulling my leg, (kid's name)?
Girl: NO! Miss Cassie this is your arm! I am pulling your arm! Your legs are down there by your feet! Come get this dragon!

I'll have to start keeping track more, most of the time it's like Funny Thing followed by a tattler or something I have to tend to so I forget about them.

cassiepaige on Jul 02 '08 at 12:09am

^that isn't an overheard but it's something I find funny so I am hoping it will hold you over until kids say more funny things.

jet approves on Jul 02 '08 at 1:07am

"you should see my pants!" -- a male customer said this to me after claiming there was a hole in the bottom of his milkshake cup.

hanzabean on Jul 02 '08 at 4:54pm

That is a good one, jet!
Also- kids (these days)!

I have a sort of long one that involves me being stupid an assuming things, so I will leave that for another day when 95% of my clothes aren't dirty or on the floor, or both.

Mr Anonymous on Jul 02 '08 at 5:03pm

I was working on the helpdesk, and we just had a major incident (servers went down). Once the servers were back up, the IT-Admin was asking why the servers had gone down in the first place. The Lead helpdesk tech said, "It was Antoine's fault." The IT-Admin asked, "How so?" Lead HD tech replied, "Its always Antoine's fault."

For those who don't already know, I'm Antoine. And it was never my fault.

Mountain Gnome on Jul 02 '08 at 5:12pm

Mr Anonymous on Jul 02 '08 at 5:03pm
For those who don't already know, I'm Antoine. And it was never my fault.

No longer anonymous.

loserbeech on Jul 02 '08 at 5:13pm

I said to this kid today 'Come on sulky Lewis, put the plasticine away' and for the next hour he called me 'sulkerlewis', before realising that he had to switch his name out. For the rest of the morning I was 'sulkerlickeller'.

This one was actually overheard, it was said by first aider: 'Was she cross eyed before she fell over?' (She was.)

Mr Anonymous on Jul 02 '08 at 5:15pm

Mountain Gnome on Jul 02 '08 at 5:12pm

No longer anonymous.

always anonymous.
my name is Antoine Nonymous... Mr. A. Nonymous.

cheers

Mountain Gnome on Jul 02 '08 at 5:21pm

Pleased to meet you Mr Nonymous!

Mr Anonymous on Jul 02 '08 at 5:29pm

i will swallow your soul.. er, uh, i mean... pleased to meet you as well.

Mr Anonymous on Jul 02 '08 at 5:29pm

*swallows soul*

Mountain Gnome on Jul 02 '08 at 5:41pm

*runs far away*

hanzabean on Jul 02 '08 at 7:23pm

And then I said, "No- you have to put it in the pressure cooker AFTER you do that!"

hahahahahaha.
(not really)

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 02 '08 at 8:30pm

We have a patient who is in a bit of a shange of mental status, and the room is right in front of me and the curtain is pulled. I just heard one of the nurses go,

"Mam, can you please not touch yourself in front of me!"

Ah, it's the wonderful life here!

Mr Anonymous on Jul 02 '08 at 8:42pm

"Mam, can you please not touch yourself in front of me!"

if i hade a nickle for everytime someone said that to me...

hanzabean on Jul 02 '08 at 9:35pm

Also, on a chart I pulled today someone apparently called in and had said that there was something sticking from their butt, and that they couldn't wipe it off with toilet paper.
Call me juvenile, but I found that funny.

I think I will hold off from telling my long story, even though a new part was added today (doesn't it suck when people never let you live something stupid down?).

marblecargirl on Jul 02 '08 at 9:49pm

Huge Russian guy that I work with to a huge Korean guy that I work with: "I KISS YOU BECAUSE I RESPECT YOU!"

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 02 '08 at 9:58pm

Ha, i'm TOTALLY gonna add something to this blog every day, possibly multiple times a day...thanks for making this!

Sarcasticatbest on Jul 02 '08 at 10:36pm

FA, are you like Frank and Jerry on ER? Regardless I have now slotted you into that role.

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 03 '08 at 2:13pm

Dammit dude, I am NOWHERE near that lazy or that ridiculous!

*chomps on brownie, letting crumbs fall on scrubs and covering important documents with chocolate stains*

Sarcasticatbest on Jul 03 '08 at 10:18pm

I didn't mean you stole their identities...tho.... Jerry's been missing since he got shot a few years back... I mean job wise, since you seem to be around the 'action'.

If you were Frank you'd have to tell old cop stories anyway.

hanzabean on Jul 05 '08 at 5:10pm

I haven't watched ER regularly in quite a while.
Luka (however you spell it) was such a hottie.

Sarcasticatbest on Jul 05 '08 at 5:20pm

ER ends at the end of Feb. I am saddened, it just always been there, half my life, like a favourite old hoodie.

hanzabean on Jul 05 '08 at 5:39pm

It was the same for me with the X-Files. Only it was pretty much all of my life. And now that the second movie is actually coming out at the end of July, there is a saddening sort of finality there that bitters the fact that it's another X-Files production.

Sarcasticatbest on Jul 05 '08 at 5:42pm

Ahh the X files. Once they moved to a bright non rainy locale it was kinda lost on me. I saw the first movie and I await the second not sure what to expect.

hanzabean on Jul 05 '08 at 6:33pm

If it doesn't live up to 3+ years of waiting for it, I am going to be really sad.

Sarcasticatbest on Jul 05 '08 at 8:35pm

To be honest the first movie, from what i remember ... 11 years ago? Damn! ... was that it wasn't my favourite thing in the world, but I liked it. Regardless I will consider this a nice walk down memory lane.

Sarcasticatbest on Jul 05 '08 at 8:37pm

Arrested Development however screw memory lane . I'm sure I won't be disappointed. They've been open to a movie since before the show ended and they wouldn't slap together just anything.

Neon Samurai on Jul 05 '08 at 8:42pm

"ok, so let me make sure I've got this right. You were driving along smoking when the passenger in the seat behind you bumped you and you dropped the bong in your lap. You though it was ok because not much water spilled but then you smelt a burning smell. You were busy trying to put out the embers that had caught some garbage on the floor of the car on fire when you drove through the front window of the building. Is that about right?

jet approves on Jul 05 '08 at 11:01pm

HAHAH^

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