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hanzabean
aka Kopfka is a 20.38 year old girl, has been a member since November 10, 2006, has scored 9093 submissions, giving an average score of 2.62.
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Verbs make me tense!
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Cursive is pointless.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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I combat apathy... when I feel like it.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Nutrition: Do it for the tapeworms.
of 92 votes, 33% like it
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Irregular verbs are hardly reliable.
of 92 votes, 46% like it
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Mathematicians enjoy looking at asymptotes.
of 87 votes, 33% like it
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Leisure suits trump lawsuits.
of 88 votes, 32% like it
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"la" is two-thirds of the law.
of 94 votes, 31% like it
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Silent e's are for douche bags.
of 101 votes, 35% like it
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Martial artists paint with BLOOD!
of 108 votes, 42% like it
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My other shirt is a straitjacket.
of 96 votes, 26% like it
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Raisins are devil tears.
of 101 votes, 36% like it
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Zombies don't make for good kickboxing partners.
of 104 votes, 29% like it
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Guys don't make passes at girls who have lasers for eyes.
of 107 votes, 29% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Animals watch Claw and Order.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Anthropomorphism kills.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Carpal tunnels must get really congested.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Crabs pinch because they're shellfish.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, answer the stupid door!
of 95 votes, 25% like it
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Fe; it's ironic.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Genre bender
of 84 votes, 21% like it
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I hate it when this happens!
of 79 votes, 20% like it
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I have a Ph.D. in candy.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I have shingles. The bad kind.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I put the sick in music
of 87 votes, 16% like it
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I speak in all caps to convey excitement.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Instant cannibal; just add human!
of 86 votes, 24% like it
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Jesus loves (to eat) all the little children.
of 72 votes, 29% like it
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Nobody likes fruitcake.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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Portly birds can't fly to sea.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Santa died for your toys
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Screw Jesus, I want Lassie to save me!
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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Verbs create tension.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/388028/hanzabean
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"But why think about that when all the golden land's ahead of you and all kinds of unforeseen events wait lurking to surprise you and make you glad you're alive to see?"
Jack Kerouac, On the Road.
STP me.
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copy and paste... yeah.
I want these to be reprinted;
Poetic irony
heavy medals
I love; bonsai, guinea pigs, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, the X-Files, House, 6 Feet Under, House, and The Office.
I hate being patronized, and I like it when people spell things correctly and use proper grammar. I also [dis]like summing myself up in a few sentences.
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