hanzabean
hanzabean aka Kopfka [Nasalis larvatus] is a 18.87 year old girl, has been a member since November 10, 2006, has scored 8292 submissions, giving an average score of 2.59.
URL: http://zombrain.blogspot.com/index.html
AIM: arabiangal1
I combat apathy... when I feel like it.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
Nutrition: Do it for the tapeworms.
of 79 votes, 33% like it
Irregular verbs are hardly reliable.
of 73 votes, 45% like it
Mathematicians enjoy looking at asymptotes.
of 74 votes, 35% like it
Leisure suits trump lawsuits.
of 77 votes, 34% like it
"la" is two-thirds of the law.
of 83 votes, 33% like it
Silent e's are for douche bags.
of 89 votes, 34% like it
Martial artists paint with BLOOD!
of 92 votes, 41% like it
My other shirt is a straitjacket.
of 85 votes, 26% like it
Raisins are devil tears.
of 91 votes, 36% like it
Zombies don't make for good kickboxing partners.
of 94 votes, 30% like it
Guys don't make passes at girls who have lasers for eyes.
of 93 votes, 28% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Animals watch Claw and Order.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Anthropomorphism kills.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
Carpal tunnels must get really congested.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Crabs pinch because they're shellfish.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, answer the stupid door!
of 95 votes, 25% like it
eye, heart, lettuce
of 73 votes, 19% like it
Fe; it's ironic.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
Genre bender
of 84 votes, 21% like it
I hate it when this happens!
of 79 votes, 20% like it
I have a Ph.D. in candy.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
I have shingles. The bad kind.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
I put the sick in music
of 87 votes, 16% like it
I speak in all caps to convey excitement.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Instant cannibal; just add human!
of 86 votes, 24% like it
Jesus loves (to eat) all the little children.
of 72 votes, 29% like it
Nobody likes fruitcake.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
Santa died for your toys
of 36 votes, 14% like it
Screw Jesus, I want Lassie to save me!
of 65 votes, 26% like it
Unlike you, toads have redeeming qualities.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Verbs create tension.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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All about me
"But why think about that when all the golden land's ahead of you and all kinds of unforeseen events wait lurking to surprise you and make you glad you're alive to see?"
Jack Kerouac, On the Road.






STP me.
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copy and paste... yeah.


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I want these to be reprinted;
Poetic irony
heavy medals

I love; bonsai, guinea pigs, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, the X-Files, House, 6 Feet Under, House, and The Office.
I hate being patronized, and I like it when people spell things correctly and use proper grammar. I also [dis]like summing myself up in a few sentences.


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Update: May 12, '08
Update: David Thorley
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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