I don't even know how anyone could go to bed angry with a bed like that.

mmmmmm bed never tasted so goooood!

OMFG!!!!! I just pre-ordered one!

sexay

Think of all the bacne you can get.

Don't think of all the bacne you can get.

The faces are unsettling. I don't want to lie down on faces.

Firstly, I thought this was going to be about this:



Second:

SuperRyan on Aug 01 '11 at 7:55am
The faces are unsettling. I don't want to lie down on faces.

That is all I want to do....

Oops, sorry for the large pic.

omg tooper, i watched that show once! soooo disturbing.

Just imagine the faces opening their eyes while you're asleep and they're just staring at your body.

Annie knows what it's about.

Ahaha, awesome, Travis! I'm kind of tempted myself...

You're the connoisseur on all things sexay, Mitch.

Uh, Mike, I think chocolate would be quite moisturising and not... comodogenic. I mean, don't some spas offer baths in chocolate?

Yes you do, Ryan. Ramsay wants to. (Also, I have no clue what those characters are.)

I would imagine them having a frenzied and highly impersonal stare, Alvin. I'm trying to remember where I've seen such a stare but I can't bring it to mind.

If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

You're my third least favorite, Alvin.

I can live with that.

If it comes with a lifetime supply of chocolate, I'm in!!

That is not a veiled criticism of you, Alvin. On the contrary, you have a rather gentle and meek stare.

I'd be in for that, too, except if it's milk chocolate (as the sheets indicate), I'd start selling my supply off to buy other kinds after a while.

"You will have a lifetime supply of chocolate."


(in bed)

We have unlimited juice?

This party is gonna be off the hook.

So many euphemisms possible.

Euphemism is what I do best, Miss Jyotsana!! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Haha, Jen, euphemistic humour is a true talent!